There is none.
The dominant fashion style in this city is just shocking. It consists of slapping on a golf shirt and some white or khaki shorts. You have a couple sub-variants of this style. One is “the casual,” wherein your golf shirt is untucked. Second is “the dressy,” where your golf shirt is tucked inside of your shorts, and the whole thing is cinched off with an ugly little belt. Then, you can mix and match accessories, choosing from a wide and ugly array of college sports hats, ill-fitting sunglasses, loafers with no socks, and even sneakers.
Oh, I almost forgot one of the most popular variations for going out: “the ultra-dressy,” where your shorts are actually pleated. Pleated shorts! Who buys these things? In my mind, pleated shorts are one of the biggest atrocities ever commited against mankind.
And the worst part is that this seems to be the only sort of men’s clothes you can buy in this city. I’ve been to all kinds of stores, and once you manage to uncover the location of the mythical and ultra-tiny men’s section, you’re inundated with a sea of shorts and golf shirts in all styles and colors as far as the eye can see.
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