Went to Matrix tonight. It was okay. College night there. Dancing at college night sucks. Girls are way too young. Even moreso than usual. They had a little section set up for the Elimidate thing. I imagined it was going to be some big hilarious spectacle. Instead, it was just somebody sitting on a couch in front of a camera and a lot of lights answering questions. The line was really long. I didn’t bother going for it. I’m listening to Hall & Oates. The weather’s really nice tonight. Perfect summertime feel. Why don’t danceclubs play Hall & Oates? They should. Maybe I need to go to a better city for that.

I invented the world’s funniest dance tonight. It involves taking out your cell phone, and dancing around with it, and pretending like your having some kind of crazy exciting conversation on it about the song and the people around you. It’s absolutely goddamn hysterical. Too bad there was nobody cool there to appreciate the sheer raw beauty of it.