Dear Readers:

Last night, I got drunk. Very very drunk. And what a great time I had. Even though it ultimately resulted in me puking my brains out on and off for hours, and camped out next to the toilet until 9am this morning, when i finally decided it MIGHT be safe to move to my bed.

In any event, I posted some nonsensical ramblings about drunkenness and America, and how great both are. Nonsense though they may be, I stand firmly by my words in the light of day.

youre the fgreatest ocuntrey in the ysUS of a!!! go america, please go wild on you rh bithdst!!!

In any event, if you’re one of the lucky few whose blogs I posted drunken nonsense to, consider it a sign of love. And if I didn’t post on yours, consider that as a sign of how drunk I truly became.

And America, you truly are the greatest country in the US of A.