So last night, I had quite an uproarious dream, where it turned out that somehow I started dating soft-core pornstar Aria Giovanni. I’m not sure why this happened, or how I managed to pull it off, really. But it was certainly a hoot. Hehe.

Also, in this dream, she told me something about how she was a member of one of the three most powerful ruling families of Europe. So, it was like I TOTALLY had it made, because not only was I dating a pornstar, but I was dating a pornstar with like the ultimate hook-ups.

There was also some part of the dream where I was walking through a mall, and I saw something being filmed for MTV. It was this show where a bunch of people dance in this really small room. So, I tried out for it, just on a whim, and I got on. And all these other people were flabbergasted, because they had been prepping and practicing for a long time to get on this show. And here I just stroll up out of nowhere and best them all.

Then, of course, afterwards, I was talking with this show’s producer, and we were walking through the mall parking lot, and I remember being so amazed over the whole situation, that I started bragging about how I was dating a pornstar. It was really something.

I feel like this dream relates directly to that dream I had earlier in the week, about living la vida loca, and partying with all these celebrities in LA. And how the whole thing represents that some part of my psyche is moving upward and forward, kind of becoming supercharged, and allowing me access to a whole new unheard of level of experience.

Plus I got to date a pornstar!