Actor to play Officiant at

This is a rather interesting sounding “etc job” listing over at craigslist Pittsburgh: Actor to play Officiant at:

Need clear speaking male to act as an officiant at our commitment ceremony. WE ARE NOT A GAY COUPLE, just a couple who, for our own reasons, dont want to be “legally” married. This is a very serious alternative ceremony and will include placing a collar on my neck. If you are open minded and can speak clearly your parts will scripted. The ceremony will be held at midnight on Sat. Oct.30 and you can dress casual. We hope to hear from you soon…..
Roger and Sherry

I like how many weird questions and images arise in my mind from reading that.


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