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John the Baptist and Herzog’s Nessie



  • Supposedly, some researcher recently said that he discovered the cave of John the Baptist, where he baptised people. I always thought he baptized people in the river though. And anyway, the “evidence” they are using to say this was “his” cave is flimsy at best. They said there are:
      “Images carved on the walls include that of a man with wild hair and carrying a staff, said to be reminiscent of John, whom the Bible says baptised Jesus.”

    But, I mean, shit. I’m sure thousands of dudes have had long wild hair and carried a staff. Let’s get serious here. That’s about on par with finding a children’s drawing of a wizard, and then announcing you’ve found definitive proof that Gandalf was a real person.

  • Also, it seems that Werner Herzog has put out a semi-dramatic documentary about the Loch Ness monster, sort ot.
  • Return of the Masturbating Judge: What the hell is the deal with all these judges getting caught masturbating in court? Is this the newest judge sex craze? I had read about a similar case occuring last year sometime in France, I think. And now there is this one from Oklahoma, about a judge who “fondled his gavel” and used a penis-pump to “enhance erections” under his robe, while on the bench. He also supposedly exposed himself to court reporters. Now he’s resigning.
  • There’s nothing I love more than watching Americans get defeated really badly at the Olympics. It just warms my heart, especially when the crowds boo them also. I especially enjoyed when the Romanians beat the American girls in the team gymnastics thing the other day, and all those annoying American girls were all crying and stuff. Hilarious! Although, I was disappointed that I missed seeing that one American chick win the gold for sabre fencing.






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