Report on Iraq abuse cites interrogators clears leaders:

“WASHINGTON - A new Army report on prisoner abuse by intelligence personnel at Iraq’s Abu Ghraib prison cites misconduct by military interrogators but exonerates high-ranking Pentagon officials and senior U.S. military commanders, a Pentagon official said Wednesday.”

OH MY GOD! WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE! EVIL SHITHEAD LEADERS GET AWAY WITH HORRENDOUS CRIMINAL ACTS ONCE AGAIN! JUSTICE THWARTED! EVIL ALIEN ZOMBIES REMAIN IN CONTROL OF UNIVERSE! HOW COULD I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS COMING? I’M SO SHOCKED!*

*Please note heavy use of sarcasm in preceding statements

UPDATE!

I just heard on the news that the official statement is something like, yes, the leaders created a condition in which this torture took place. But, at the same time, they are being cleared of any wrong-doing. However, they will be bringing legal action against medics who treated the tortured prisoners, claiming that the medics are responsible because they didn’t report the abuses to the appropriate people. WHAT A FUCKED UP CRAZY ASS GOVERNMENT WE HAVE WITH A BUNCH OF LOSER LOWLIFE FUCK BAGS! Seriously, how could they be blaming the medics for this. It’s fucking mindboggling. What a messed up low thing to do.