There’s an article on MSN about a machine which vaporizes alcohol, so you can inhale shots in combination with oxygen. It’s called AWOL. It’s being marketed in the USA by Spirit Partners. Basically, you breath in the vapor, which completely bypasses other organs of absorption and everything goes straight through your lungs and into your bloodstream. Supposedly, there are safety measures to make it so that it takes 20 minutes for you to absorb one full shot. I’m sure that’s bullshit though, and you can just deactivate it. Plus the machine costs $3000, and it’s being legally challenged all over. But they say at the end of the article that you could probably make your own home version of it for under $10. Of course they don’t say how. You’ll just have to figure it out yourself.