Not that it matters anyway, since both parties have basically the same agenda, and ultimately the same masters, but I just found a great example of how and why the Democrats are going to lose come November. (I mean, not that they have a chance anyway of course, when you remember that whole illegal-coup-d’etat-Supreme-Court-decided-Faked-Election-of-2000 thing.)

But anyway, the Democrats are doing such a poor fucking job of making their case to the American public. Consider this news item from Yahoo, Edwards: Bush Implied Saddam-9/11 Link. This article is about how John Edwards is “roasting” Bush for implying that Hussein was responsible for 9/11 when he had no proof.

Hey Edwards, guess what! TOO FUCKING LATE, DICKWAD!

The damage is done, dude. Remember how we ALREADY INVADED IRAQ like more than a year ago? Get with the goddamned program! It’s way too late to run around crying about how Bush “mislead” us. Especially when everybody and their brother knew to begin with that we were being mislead from the get-go. Bush used an insidious PR technique to engineer an erroneous connection in the public mind in order to propel support for an event, and then he reversed his position once it was irretrievably underway. In the end, he got what he wanted. Everybody else got the shaft of an M-16 rammed up their ass.

And now, thanks to the extremely clever strategizing of the Bush team, we spend our time debating retarded things like whether or not it’s morally okay for us to torture people after we have unlawfully invaded and occupied their country. And the “opposition” in the form of Kerry/Edwards is forced into taking the “moderate” stance of bringing our international allies in on the debauchery. It’s fucking retarded. The Democrats are completely allowing Bush’s ingenious team to frame all the issues and all the debate around the issues in the media. And all the Democrats seem to be able to do now is spin their wheels. It’s like they don’t even want to win.

And all this nonsense about playing nice and running a clean campaign on the part of the Democrats is fucking stupid. What they should be doing is attacking Bush as ruthlessly as goddamned possible. Especially since Bush’s whole thing is that he’s pushing all these primitive tribal/territorial neanderthal/warrior buttons in our psyches, centering around fear and outside aggression. If Kerry really wanted to win, he should be doing things like calling Bush a “flapping pussy,” or a “dickless wonder” or challenging him to a televised boxing match. Pretty much any and everything he can do to make Bush look like the bumbling coked-out alcoholic loser daddy’s boy that he is, and portray himself as a virile vigorous warrior-chieftain who can whip the ass of our current snivelling warrior-chieftain who only came into power accidentally.

And goddamn it, why haven’t the Democrats come out and just said, “Hey America! Remember how we WON the last election? WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED THERE? Let’s take the hell back control over our country!”