Bad breath phone
Stupidly enough, Siemens Mobile is developing a cell phone with a “microchip” which allows the user to detect bad breath. Their own, of course. I guess it’s supposed to be some sort of replacement for when you breath into your hand to see if it smells bad. But I don’t think I’ve ever once done that. Nor do I think anybody needs a phone which does that.
I do, however, think I will develop a phone which has a microchip in it which allows you to detect utterly useless inventions.
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