A news article from Soweto South Africa: A 46-year old woman pastor died two months ago. She promised that she would rise from the dead like the Biblical Lazarus. Instead, she rotted in her garage for two months before police intervened. Apparently police knew this whole time and actually raided the house when she died, but were ejected for lack of a search warrant. It took them two months to put together a solid enough case to gain the warrant. This is the second time recently this same thing has happened in the area, where a pastor promises to rise from the grave, but fails to make good, and the family holds the body in a state of decomposition waiting and waiting until police finally break it up.