This is a weird news story. A ship in Ottawa came into port and made an unusual discovery, that it had at some point struck and impaled a whale on its bow. Apparently nobody noticed that they were pushing around this dead 60 foot finback whale for possibly up to two days.

I just had this weird elaborate dream which was loosely based around some characters in tv’s Smallville. In it, there was this bad dude who we had killed before, but who had somehow come back to life. So me and Clark and my friend Aron were in this room figuring out how to kill this […]

The latest celebrity ghost story comes from Dale Earnhardt, Jr. According to Dale Jr, in an interview he gave for 60 Minutes, he’s all but certain that his deceased father helped him escape from a fiery crash in July which very nearly claimed his life:
Earnhardt told 60 Minutes he grabbed one of his representatives by […]

Today, I received in the mail my graduation papers from the Occult Investigation Correspondence School. I am now a fully certified occult investigator. I’m finally authorized to bear the official seal of the Occult Investigators’ Guild. Check it out:

In six months, pending successful completion of my probationary period, I will qualify for healthcare, and I’ll […]