In an extremely bizarre turn of fate, the Guardian reports that everyone’s most loathed conservative Supreme Court Justice, Antonin Scalia, has come out in favor of … ORGIES! That’s right!

This is not a joke. Despite being vehemently anti-abortion and anti-sodomy, Scalia recently told a Harvard audience:

“I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.”

I think he must be getting confused between real life and all those Illuminati sex parties that he attends, like in Eyes Wide Shut.

[Thanks to Tyranny Response Unit for the link]