Orgies, just what the Justice ordered
In an extremely bizarre turn of fate, the Guardian reports that everyone’s most loathed conservative Supreme Court Justice, Antonin Scalia, has come out in favor of … ORGIES! That’s right!
This is not a joke. Despite being vehemently anti-abortion and anti-sodomy, Scalia recently told a Harvard audience:
- “I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.”
I think he must be getting confused between real life and all those Illuminati sex parties that he attends, like in Eyes Wide Shut.
[Thanks to Tyranny Response Unit for the link]
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