Since last night, my current favorite song has become “Metal Militia” off of Metallica’s 1983 debut masterpiece, “Kill ‘Em All“.

This song just rules so hard, I can’t do it justice. It features such classic awesome lines as “Stabbing the harlot to pay for her sins” and “The metallization of your inner soul”.

Too bad they are such sorry washed up piece of shit fan-hating fuckers now.