While looking for a copy of a Deathcab for Cutie song on KaZaa, I accidentally stumbled across an mp3 titled “No one tells the President what to do”. As if this wasn’t a weird enough title for a song, it claimed to be by none other than everyone’s favorite quintessentially annoying twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. As I waited for it to download, I eagerly found the lyrics, which include such beatific rhymes as:
- No one tells the President how to dress.
No one bugs him if his oval office is a mess.
No one tells him when it’s time to mow the White House lawn.
And if anybody tried to you can be they’d soon be gone.
Seems that this song is off their cunningly titled 1993 album, “I Am the Cute One!” Unfortunately, I’ve now downloaded three different copies of this file, and none of them work at all. They all contain several minutes of dead air and nothing else. It’s really too bad. Somebody else will have to give this a shot and let me know what it’s like.
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