Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Japan, a company has started selling a a piece of foam in the shape of a woman’s lap, for lonely men. No, it’s not so they can fuck it; it’s much weirder than that, in a way. It’s like some kind of emotional masturbation thing instead, like for you to lay your head in and cry or something… I don’t think I’ll ever understand Japanese culture.

Also check out the Boyfriend Arm Pillow for women.