the timboucher experience

Yet another email from an anonymous tipster who wants to make sure I accept Jesus into my heart. Note: I’m cutting this into paragraphs to enhance it’s “flow”.

Hello My friend how are you? I hope all is well with you? I know that you probably get a lot of emails like this but I need to say something to you….

The day this life is over what will you be expecting..? Will you be anticipating a spiritual reunion with your family and friends or will you be scared and unsure of what will come next.

I urge you to investigate what powers make the occult world tick and after doing that I want you to realise that it is all pure evil……let me tell you my fellow citizen of earth Jesus loves you and God is the only true ghost buster or demon destroyer he is able to do more than you can ever imagine….let him set you free give him a chance and you will experience a renewal of body and soul…Think about it please do I will be praying for you and I know that God will never let you fail if you put your
trust in him..

I do not mean to scare you but the most powerful ghost you have ever fought against or bsted cannot even come close to the presence of God and just the mere mention of the name Jesus will cause any of those ghosts to tremble. You see they may have all sorts of fake powers but ” the Lord God is a consuming fire”

I love you and God loves you too please ask God to give you understanding of greater things and he will reveal himself to you.. feel free to contact me if you want to curse me out go ahead but if you wish to conversate more meaningfully then ride on in any case May God bless you and redeem you…in Jesus name …Amen

This is one of the friendlier letters like this I’ve gotten. I just wish these people could realize that there is more than one way to get to what is symbolized by “Jesus”. It would save us all a lot of time and aggravation.

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