God hates tsunami victims

I personally don’t believe that, that God is trying to punish anybody with tsunamis. I think that’s a total crock of shit. But apparently a bunch of assholes think so. Enough assholes that MSNBC printed a transcript of part of some tv show or something called Scarborough Country, where people of “different faiths” (meaning, a Christian, another Christian, a Jew and another Christian) talk about God and the tsunami. It really is good if you’re into getting really pissed off at religious fuck-faces who make a mockery of even the concept of religion or human dignity in general.

Let me break you off a little piece of holy wisdom from Christian cyborg author Anne Graham Lotz:

    What is interesting about this is that this tsunami did not increase death. All of those people who died were going to die anyway. And I don’t mean to be cold. We desperately don’t desire to see people suffer in such a horrific way. But, at the same time, every single one of us is going to die. And the critical thing is to determine what is going to happen to us the moment after we die. Where are we going to spend eternity?

Wow. I don’t know. This just might take the cake for all time most fucked up things I’ve heard a “religious” piece of shit say. I personally like it even better than when Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell got their dicks out of each other’s mouths long enough to exclaim that 9/11 was the fault of the gays! These people just never stop. They literally have no human decency. It’s fucking shocking.

They were going to die anyway! Wow! Now everything makes sense. Why don’t we just go out right now and fucking kill everybody and everything on the face of the earth? I mean, it’s all fucking going to end someday anyway, right? It’s not a sin if we just hasten them onwards, and then let God sort them out into two cute little piles, one of which he then just sets on fire for all eternity. Yeah, that’s fucking perfect. Fucking morons.


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This entry was written by Tim Boucher, posted on January 6, 2005 at 1:43 am.

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