I found that other Joe Rogan article that I was talking about, although it wasn’t quite as awesome as I remember. There are some good bits in it though. He basically talks about the theory that our evolution as an intelligent species was either seeded or accelerated by aliens. There’s some cool stuff about the pyamids too:

Did you know that the Great pyramid of Giza has over 2,300,000 stones that weigh between 2.5 and 80 tons each? Cut so perfectly that you can’t even get a razor blade in between them, all before the invention of steel which means they had only stone and copper tools? And did you know that if you cut and placed 10 of these stones a day it would take you over 664 years to build ONE pyramid? There are some conventional theories that state the pyramids were built over a course of 20 years, which would require cutting and placing one enormous block of stone with perfect precision, every minute, all day long 365 days a year.

The closing of it all is pretty funny; it’s what I was remembering:

Was I high when I wrote this?

You bet your fucking ass I was, and THAT amongst other things, is why pot is NEVER going to be legal. Pot will never be legal, and there will never be jet packs. Just think about it… if you could smoke pot and fly through the air, you would never take anything seriously ever again.