This email I just got is perhaps even more confusing than some of the ones that I get from people who are trying to convert me to Jesus. Let alone that I got this on a Saturday night. Who spends their Saturday night sending out letters like this to strangers?

Just F Y I Jesus never lived in Nazareth, because it didnt exist in his life time it was a small Roman Garrison of 40 men that sprang up in the year 56 AD IT WAS CALLED KITTMAN BY THE JEWS IT DIDN’T BECOME A TOWN UNTILL 127 AD WHEN 2 WATER WELLS WERE DUG, BEFORE THAT TIME THERE WAS NO WATER IT HAD TO BE BROUGHT IN BY WAGON WITH GOAT SKIN BAGS FROM A LAKE 9 MILES AWAY,THE BIBLE IF FULL OF FABLES OF JESUS WHOS MOTHER HAD HIM OUT OF WEDLOCK MAKING HIM A BASTARD,AND IF YOU READ THE LAWS IN THE TORAH , IT STATES NO BASTARD CAN EVER NECOME A MESSIAH OR A RABBI, OR ENTER INTO GODS (HOUSE) ( TEMPLE )AND A CURSE WILL BE ON HIM AND HIS OFFSPRING,JESUS WAS A SINNER HE BROKE THE SABBATH BY PICKING CROPS, HE STOLE HOLY UNLEVEN BREAD FROM A TEMPLE THAT WAS AN OFFERING TO GOD,HE WAS A RABBLE ROUSER AND A SEDITIONIST , IN THE BIBLE JESUS STATES HE IS A DRUNKARD AND GLUTTON ,THE SUPPRESSED GOSPEL OF MARK SAID JESUS OFTEN WOULD SLEEP WITH YOUNG NAKED MEN AND WOULD SHOWTHEM THE GLORY AND MYSTRIES OF HEAVEN ON EARTH , IN ONE OF JOHNS GOSPELS JOHN ASK JESUS WHY DO YOU LOVE HER MORE THEN I , FOR I HAVE LOVED YOU ALLWAYS I DRINK THE MILK FORM YOUR LOINES.AND REST MY HEAD UPON YOUR BREAST,BOTH WERE GAY. JESUS A GOD ??? YEAH SO IS MY ASS LOL IGNORANCE IS BLISS, CONTROLL THE HUMAN MASSES THROUGH FEAR AND SUPPRESSION, AND REWARD THEM LIKE CHILDREN, THE SHARP CROSS IS A SWORD, A BLUNT SWORD IS A CROSS BOTH SERVE THE SAME PURPOSE, ENSLAVEMENT OF THE HUMAN MASSES,THE CHRISTIAN CONCEPT OF GOD WAS THE DOWN FALL OF EUROPE , AND AMERICA IS ON THAT ROAD.

HOW HIGH WAS THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS?? YEAH SO IS MY ASS LOL - Where to even start… It’s ones like this who turn people into Christians in the first place. I’m getting too old for this.