Man, this kind of stuff really churns my butter. Looking around last night on the Coast to Coast AM site, I found the single-most retarded “spiritual” photo that I’ve seen in a good goddamned long time. It’s supposed to be this photo that some jackoff took of his “reiki teacher.” It shows a ridiculous white silhouette of a person sitting on a shit-ass floral print couch, and there are all these rays and aura hoo-ha coming off the person. There’s even a cute little disclaimer about how this photo wasn’t tampered with and came straight off the digital camera. I mean, like I don’t disbelieve that this sort of shit is possible, or that humans have energy fields of any of that. I just take offense to the horrible fucking job this person did in Photoshop. I mean, you can literally see the brush strokes from the various tools they used. It’s just straight up embarrassing. And the fact that it’s on the front page of the Coast to Coast website totally makes that radio show seem super retarded (which it may very well be - the jury’s still out on that). Shit, if you gave me 15 minutes with this photo, I could come up with a hundred billion times more believable aura photograph. It would be so real that you would start weeping blood, your fingernails would turn to diamonds and you would spontaneously implode into your rectum. It’s just that easy.