Also found via Xenophilia - this is just too fucking weird to be true. U2 lead singer “Bono” (or Boner, as Beavis & Butthead called him) is supposedly on the “short list” to become the next president of the World Bank. Here’s an item on it from MSNBC, and the LA Times. Some other items on Google News seem to refute this, though. Hopefully this at least will mean Bono will finally give up putting out suckass records when he should have stopped more than ten years ago.

Man, once Bono is head of the World Bank, and Schwarzenegger is president of the USA, the end of the world can’t be too far off. What’s next, Michael Jackson’s the next pope?