I was proud to find out earlier today that I rank very highly on Google for the search term “aliens masquerading as humans.” Somebody came to my site looking for that. God only knows why. I also found another site with some interesting lists about “Who’s Who of Aliens Visiting/Living on Earth“. It’s the type of info I tend to see as a little silly, but it’s still a good time.

Anyway, also from Garrett, I wanted to grab this story because I think it’s wonderfully creepy. Apparently Garrett works at a grocery store as a cashier or something, and when he rings customers up, he asks them about their paranormal experiences - which must be a fucking riot. Anyway:

There there was this woman who came in and when I asked her if she believed in aliens she just stared at me. I repeated myself and after a long pause she said “i think i’ve seen one before”. I said “really, you want to tell me?” Again she paused, for quite a while, and then she bolted into this story about working at a restaurant in Laguna Beach and serving this awkward man with an accent that she couldnt pinpoint as foreign, but just different. He didn’t know what to order, didnt know what beer was, and drew pictures of all the objects in the room. She said he also disappeared when she turned her back. She also said he didn’t feel human.