the timboucher experience

Someone who I can only assume is a member of whatever this group or website is emailed me a bunch of links from a website called Planetary Activation Organization. The site is rather difficult to navigate and get a quick handle on, but the person who sent it to me assured me that it would “anser all my questions.” Which of course immediately makes me suspicious - I’m much more interested in people encouraging me to ask new questions.

Supposedly there is some prophetic information about the near future which (according to their email) includes things like:

1. Global law being rescinded
2. Some kind of global legal coup which will topple all world governments (which is hard to grasp if said law has been rescinded)
3. First contact presumably with aliens
4. “the most incredible event to occur on this planet since the fall of Atlantis 13,000 years ago…”

This site uses a lot of language like “Ascended Masters” and “Galactic Federation” which I find personally rather difficult to get into. Well shit, just read this paragraph from one of their pages, and I don’t really even need to explain why it all seems a bit creepy to me, but not really in an interesting or fun way:

Greetings! Once again, dear Hearts, we come to inform you of many things! At this time, events are moving ahead, ensuring that Heaven’s decrees can unfold. Both your Ascended Masters and the Galactic Federation liaison teams assigned to these earthly matters are watching your planet’s developments closely. In accordance with guidance from Heaven, we have directed the key ships of our fleet to assume their final positions. In doing so, we are ready to act, instantly, when called upon by our Earth allies. We also have advised those sectors of our fleet that are involved in dispersing various global prosperity programs to prepare their ships and personnel for every possible contingency. Our prime purpose remains to liberate you and establish your divine sovereignty.

I guess I just don’t see why liberating aliens from a Galactic Federation would be running a website, let alone one with such poor layout and information design.

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