I don’t know why nobody mentioned this to me sooner. It’s hilarious. Apparently, Michael Jackson has been taking a magician with him to court. No, it’s not Johnny Cochran. I didn’t say zombie magician. It is a fellow who calls himself by the spectacular fantastic name of “Majestic Magnificent.” I’m unable to locate Mr. Magnificent’s website or any specific details about him beyond the following from a CBS News article, dated April 4 2005:
Sunday night, Jackson appeared via speakerphone at an event in Santa Maria attended by some 200 fans, featuring Jackson impersonators, singers and a magician friend and confidante of Jackson’s who calls himself “Majestic Magnificent.”
Majestic Magnificent - who’s accompanied Jackson to court several times lately - spoke to fans Sunday night, denouncing the charges against Jackson as a conspiracy.
Who does this? Who has a magician speak on their behalf to millions of people? Oh wait, that’s right, Catholics! Ha! Zing! Anyway, don’t forget to check out my archetypal & paranormal analysis of Michael Jackson.
Your Pal,
Spectacular Fantastic
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that is AWESOME!
if i had lots of disposable wealth, i’d totally have a magician follow me around everywhere. any time i was in some kind of uncomfortable social situation i’d be all like, ‘hey, look at my magician!’ and then he could make me disappear.
speaking of disappearing suddenly, i would also have an elite ninja guard. they could throw a smokebomb and we would scale the wall and fly out the window. but mostly we’d just hang around, drink and play xbox, i’d expect
Can I be in your elite ninja squad. I’ll have to get better at X-box first, but other than that, I believe I am ready.
Have you seen Michael Jackson’s ‘Magic’ Patent( US 5,255,452)?:
Method and means for creating anti-gravity illusion
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