Totally! I admit, I keep feeling the urge to get a cellphone, but my paranoid/cheap-ass sense always keeps me in check. I was thinking of writing a song about whether or not Osama bin Laden has Verizon, so then my payment plan would allow me to call him for free - but then I couldn’t think of any lines after that.

I have some uninformed theories on cellphones that I should put up on my page one of these days. Seems to me that they are obviously becoming more and more a part of our daily life, and more and more hands free. Eventually, people are just going to accept wanting them permenantly installed on their face.

Maybe the zombie thing has to do with still being freaked out when you see someone “talking to themself” on their goddamn phone.