I found this link via Metafilter to a modern day Knight Templar who has issued a challenge to a duel to Osama Bin Laden.

[…] to prove to the entire world that you are a coward and an infidel, this Knight Templar challenges you to single combat in the sands of Pakistan. I challenge you to meet me with scimitar or sword, to be pitted against myself and a holy sword consecrated to our Order-a sword that was forged to destroy evil. Here’s the deal: if I win, Al Qaeda is disbanded-forever. If you win, then you can set the head of a Knight Templar on a pike outside your tent, and you can claim that you slew the chief of all Crusaders in the United States.

Ah, if only this guy were the Chief of All Crusaders in the US… we’d obviously be in a very different position than we are now. For better or worse.