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Bigfoot on Mars



I was just trying to sift through a piece on the Cassiopaean website. It’s supposed to be this big refutation of a book called “the Stargate Conspiracy”. Except, it’s not a refutation so much as it is a continuous and confusing whining of “we said it first!” Anyway I could go on and on about that aspect of it, but instead I thought I’d treat you to a little bit of the channeled information that Laura Knight Jadzcyk received from the “Cassiopaeans.” I haven’t read much of their channeled material, but this one really takes the cake.

LKJ: Was Mars ever inhabited?
ALIEN: Yes.
LKJ: By whom?
ALIEN: By those you now know as Sasquatch or Bigfoot.
LKJ: Do they now live on this planet as a result of being brought here by other beings?
ALIEN: They are transitory. Do not inhabit on a permanent basis.
LKJ: Well, how do they come and go?
ALIEN: They are the slaves and “pets” of the Lizard Beings.

Martian Sasquatch? That doesn’t even make good sci-fi. Here’s how this conversation would have gone if I was the one channeling some otherworldly being.

TIM: Was Mars ever inhabited?
ALIEN: Yes.
TIM: By whom?
ALIEN: By those you now know as Sasquatch or Bigfoot.
TIM: What do I look like a fucking moron?
ALIEN: SIKE! I’m just messin’ with you. Nah, ain’t nobody lived on Mars.
TIM: That’s more like it, assblaster. What the… did you just fart? Cause I’m channeling something nasty down here.
ALIEN: LOL! Dude, it wasn’t me, it was that, uh, Martian Sasquatch! ;P

That’s right: the space aliens that I would channel would fart and use emoticons and would say “LOL” constantly. And we would eat pizza and play Xbox and the world would be a lot better off for it - because nobody would take this nonsense seriously.







11 Reader Responses

  1. alistair Says:
    June 28th, 2005 at 3:46 pm

    if you can imagine it, it will become a reality somewhere.
    i sense that you are becoming a little tired with the casseopeans.

  2. John Says:
    June 28th, 2005 at 5:54 pm

    What would give you that idea? All the Cassio pee-pee and poo-poo jokes?

    hehe… sorry.

  3. alistair Says:
    June 28th, 2005 at 6:13 pm

    no,no….don`t apologise. a little humour is welcomed by this iteration of consciousness. my mind boggles at the sheer lack of respect that someone has for people when they start to speak about channeling cassiopeans or whatever. to me, this is another cult forming.
    i have worked with channelers before and the ones i have had the opportunity to see have drawn on a process of what i can only describe as accessing the collective unconscious. i haven`t ever heard messages from aliens from them, nor have i had messages from aliens in my head either. i frankly haven`t gone looking either. billy meier has collected a body of messages from an entity called semjase.as much as some of the photos and the content of the predictions in the messages seem valid i resist the urge to go down that rabbit hole. i went to the extent of getting a dvd of meier`s work and i came away with the sense that it`s another cult emerging. mind you, there are other works that contain messages from extraterrestrials that we`ve been debating for thousands of years………

  4. Jacob Says:
    June 28th, 2005 at 7:26 pm

    I’d like to know how one would differentiate from “actual channellings” and the shit that’s coming out of id/subconscious. Since you generally have to get in a pretty lucid state to channel, it’d be easy to think you were “channeling” the stuff from without, when it’s really all coming from within.

    At any rate, my personal policy of dealing with stuff like this is to take it all at face-value initially, and start studying it from there; there’s not much to be gained from out-right dismissal.

  5. alistair Says:
    June 28th, 2005 at 9:39 pm

    the casseopean content makes one think alright.
    jacob, you are right, in my view. the package of information comes from within, the clue to the validity is whether the information is congruent with that.
    the concept of casseopeans, much like that of demons or ghosts, is from the desire of some agency to want us to believe that messages /information can be derived from outside sources.
    the people reporting casseopeans may actually believe the messages are coming from space brothers. i personally doubt it, but there you are.
    the key to any understanding and coping with these experiences is congruence. emotionally, spiritually, or otherwise. without a personal grounding one can fly off to venus very quickly.

  6. slomo Says:
    June 29th, 2005 at 12:24 am

    I get the feeling Tim doesn’t like the Cassiopeans….

  7. Occult Investigator Says:
    June 29th, 2005 at 12:28 am

    I happen to think the idea that Bigfoot lived or lives on Mars is rather silly. I don’t think that makes me nearly as crazy or as close-minded as some of the above comments seem to suggest…

  8. slomo Says:
    June 29th, 2005 at 12:49 am

    Heh, I think Laura Knight-whatever is certifiable. Makes for good entertainment, tho, like the X-files…

  9. human? Says:
    June 29th, 2005 at 2:57 am

    im thinking i should give the voice inside my head a name.

    then start a religion.

    oops, did i type that?

    i swear tahts not what im doing. lolz =^)

    one
    human?

  10. Jacob Says:
    June 29th, 2005 at 4:06 am

    I kinda like the idea of bigfoot on mars, I mean, I’ve never been to mars, nor have I seen a big-foot… who knows?

    What’s more interesting is the symbolic implications of that kind of association. You’ve got sci fi, conspiracy, and cryptozoology wrapped in a seemingly ham-handed synthesis– it definitely seems like something you’d get from the child’s mind (the id) or have a dream about.

  11. alistair Says:
    June 29th, 2005 at 11:14 am

    tim i agree that the cassiopean messages are non-sense. they have the flavour of a bad sci-fi movie from the fifties or some of the claims of people who were riding spaceships to venus and building landing sites in the desert. logically, none of us have been to mars so cannot catigorically state that there are no bigfoot there, but we haven`t really proven they exist here either. to me it`s irritating that these sites apppear on the web and suck up reading time, but open-source means exactly that. i get equally tired of hearing people talking about atlantian civilisation right down to what they wore on sunday. i does nothing to explain anything, merely to satisfy the fantasty-prone personality.



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