London Bomber Photoshop Scandal

This just in! They’ve released a new photo taken from the London CCTV cameras revealing a mysterious fifth bomber!

After the bombings, the suspect was reported to have said, “Did I do that?” in an extremely nasal irritating voice. Conspiracy theorists everywhere are abuzz, suggesting the fifth bomber may have been artificially inserted using the Photoshop graphic editing software. Anyone with tips in this case is asked to contact Officer Carl Winslow of the Chicago PD. For more info on this breaking news story, go here!

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7 Reader Responses

1. human? Says:
   July 26th, 2005 at 2:59 pm

   lol..

   anybody who has spent like a couple hours messing with photoshop woulld know that it makes no sense to put the bars in front of dude #4…. this one really dissapointed me, either some folks have totally lost it, or this is disinfo on purpose, either way, your article is the best one ive seen so far about it…

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2. The Bay Area Is Talking Says:
   July 26th, 2005 at 4:05 pm

   London Bomber Photoshop Scandal

   First you have to check out the incomparable Tim Boucher, Occult Investigator’s version of the photo in the center of the London Bombing Photoshop scandal. Okay, that’s not really the picture that’s causing the problems… this is… A number of…

3. hebrides Says:
   July 26th, 2005 at 5:15 pm

   The Urkel thing is hilarious! I wrote a sketch about the OK City Bombing back in college that also fingered Urkel. Someone should write up a conspiracy theory linking him to all the major bombings of the last decade.

4. Occult Investigator Says:
   July 26th, 2005 at 5:25 pm

   What? That’s really weird that you had some kind of Urkel bombing connection. I’m not sure what really made me think of using him in that image, but he seems so perfect now that I did.

5. hebrides Says:
   July 26th, 2005 at 5:51 pm

   I resonated with Urkel as a bomber at the time because it tied together the banality of the spectacle of dumbed-down mass media and the notion of the lone nut who commites horrible acts. Or something like that. Mostly, it just struck me as a very funny, perhaps because very “inappropriate” juxtaposition.

6. Garrett Kelly Says:
   July 26th, 2005 at 8:59 pm

   “The Science Project”

   Everyone vies to be partners with budding scientist Steve, who teams up with Laura for a science project - an A-bomb. b: 16 Nov 90 pc: 446461 w: Pamela Eells & Sally Lapiduss d: Gary Menteer

7. Occult Investigator Says:
   July 26th, 2005 at 9:03 pm

   OH SHIT! I forgot all about that episode! Didn’t he also build a time machine?