Jeremy’s post on Scientology today reminded me of a small topic I’ve been meaning to write about: a little dude named Xenu. If you’ve never encountered Xenu before, here’s a bit of a refresher courtesy of Wikipedia:
In Scientology doctrine, Xenu is a galactic ruler who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause people problems today. These events are known to Scientologists as “Incident II,” and the traumatic memories associated with them as The Wall of Fire or the R6 implant. The story of Xenu is part of a much wider range of Scientology beliefs in extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in Earthly events, collectively described as space opera by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology.
Now, I’m no expert of Scientology, but I feel that I’ve done enough delving into the topic that I sort of understand how L. Ron Hubbard was thinking about stuff. Anyway, this is just my interpretation, so you can take it for what it’s worth. Maybe I’m totally wrong. But I think the reason Hubbard invented Xenu was precisely because it’s a freaking ridiculous-sounding story.
Actually, that’s not quite as accurate as it could be. Let me try again. The way most of us are used to thinking about religion is according to the beliefs and stories espoused by that religion. When we look at a religion, we say: what do these people believe in? What is their theology that makes them unique? Whether this is a worthwhile way to understand “normal” religions, I think it’s actually a big distraction if you’re trying to understand Scientology.
As far as I understand it, you’ve gotta put down the obsession with belief, story and theology with Scientology. It’s merely window dressing to cover up what it is they’re actually doing. It seems like the meat of the religion is in their practices, particularly their training routines. Their practices are designed to re-train and re-engineer the connections within the mind. Plain and simple. Some people call it brainwashing, but I don’t know how accurate that term is when you do it voluntarily. The beliefs and the stories are just a calculated way of enhancing or reinforcing the changes made during the training routines and other practices. Make no mistake, Scientology is rooted in magickal practice and is intended as a means of brain change. The practice is designed around “what works” and not around whether it makes any sense. In this regard, it has more in common with practices like NLP than anything else.
So do they believe in Xenu one way or another? I’ve read some practitioners who believe literally, and some who don’t. I don’t think this is just a matter of doctrinal tolerance. I think it’s actually that it doesn’t matter. The reality of the beliefs is almost irrelevant as long as you’re participating in the practice. If nothing else, I think Hubbard likely created Xenu as both a “useful fiction” and a semantic shock to the system - designed to further entangle the intellect of high-level practitioners.
The question this way of thinking really raises for me though is how different from other religions is this really? I started from the standpoint that we normally see religions according to what they believe, etc. But are we just approaching all religions incorrectly then? Should we not focus on their stories and theology but upon their practices and the effects these practices have? What do you think?
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I think you’re absolutely right tim.
a legimate spiritual practice creates that same state of imprint vulnerability but leaves you free to re-imprint yourself, or at the very least furnishes you with a imprint that frees you up to reimprint yourself at a latter date. L-RON on the other hand was basicly creating a mental lockdown that renders people helpless trying to resolve internal paradoxes.
Well, it’s hard for me to talk about his motivations. But it seems like with Dianetics, he was more into letting people understand how to imprint themselves. This is why we saw so many offshoots earlier on in the practice. I think at some point when he incorporated as the Church of Scientology, he began to see the (financial) value in imprinting people into a closed system, rather than an open one. At least, that’s how it seems from the outside reading all the negative press about Scientology functioning as a cult. It seems that the core personal power aspects of Scientology though were liberated from the system by the Free Zoners, but based on what I’ve read by and about them, their explanations and language of all this is really confusing. They don’t seem to realize certain key elements of the communication disconnect that people have about Scientology in the first place. In other words, if people just think it’s a “cult” and that’s that, then there would be no point for them to engage in any of the practices on their own.
Anyway, yeah, I really like this:
Is that a description that other people would agree with? Is this something that we can use as a criteria for evaluating the “worth” of spiritual traditions? I kind of like this, but feel like we could maybe refine the language of it so it’s more specific and could be more easily communicated. What is imprint vulnerability? Why would somebody want to enter that state? How does a spiritual practice help one achieve it? Are there non-spiritual ways to achieve it?
PS. I’m about 1000% sure Robert Anton Wilson studied Scientology, though I’ve not seen mention of it anywhere. Anybody have any info on this?
a little off topic, but the other day when discussing scientology with my brother, he pointed out to me that it seems as if L Ron Hubbard has actually written the greatest science fiction novel ever… one that has become real life… and that made sense to me…
and then this past weekend i was over at the MET and wnadering around that neighborhood and came across the “Scientology Celebrity Center”… pretty high class neighborhood… they were offering “Free Somethingorothers” and my girl almost convinced me to go inside and tell them i felt like i had a whole alien race attached to me and what can i do to get rid of them…. i decided id come back another time with something more clever to say…
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Don’t know about Scientology, but Wilson most definitely has studied Crowley heavily. In Cosmic Trigger II he even mentions a magickal working which he engaged in either high on acid or pot– don’t remember exactly; it’s been years since I read it. Anyway, the ritual was something he got from Magic in Theory & Practice that he tested out. Also, if you go to his website, he currently is offering an online class that is an introduction to Crowley. (The Maybe Logic Academy that he’s organizing also has a class offering by Peter Carroll, the Chaos Magickian.) Crowley was a big influence on L. Ron, so maybe that’s where the connection lies. Or with Korzybski–both Wilson and Hubbard studied general semantics and incorporated it into their philosophies.
Hm, that’s a great point. He really did create a sci-fi world into a reality, didn’t he? I’ll have to try and put something together on that topic.
Xenu is only the start of the craziness… check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_opera_in_Scientology_doctrine.
*boggle*
The story Xenu has been exposed far and wide, especially recently, and Scientology spokespersons have tried to rationalize it by comparing it with Christianity. If we’re crazy enough to believe in angels and devils, then what’s the difference between that and Xenu? The appeal of Xenu (especially to critics of Scientology) isn’t really rooted in the (lousy) science fiction story of the Galactic Confederation itself. The real reason why Xenu is such a hot button in the war between Scientology and critics is because Scientology has gone through ridiculous, insane lengths to keep Xenu a secret. They attacked the Internet critics, shut down the famous Penet remailer, tried to ruin the newsgroup alt.religion.scientology, got federal marshals to raid the homes of the more vocal critics, and filed lawsuits against the Washington Post, Netcom (now part of Earthlink), and the Dutch ISP XS4ALL because of Xenu. They’ve spent millions trying to get all references to Xenu out of the media and the Internet. The critics love bringing up Xenu especially because it’s such a big secret.
As best as I can tell, Scientology’s rationale to keep Xenu a secret is because of their belief that OT III can only be delivered to Scientologists in its “original form” (i.e. Hubbard’s writing and nothing else) in order for it to work. The wide exposure of Xenu has tainted the minds of those who’ve read the story, and they are less likely (or unable) to accept OTIII in its pure, unsullied form because of this. Critics, on the other hand, state that Xenu is so ridiculous and so unbelievable, most rational persons would walk away laughing if they knew that all the time, effort, and especially money invested in Scientology courses and training eventually leads to Xenu.
Personally I agree with the critics: it’s a ridiculous story, and it’s proof of how far out of touch with reality Hubbard was by the time he “broke through the wall of fire” and discovered Xenu. Yet, I also sympathize with Scientologists who honestly believe the critics are out to “destroy” their religion by exposing its secrets to ridicule.
I’m aware of all that, yes. Be that as it may, I’m trying to look at what the actual purpose of the story of Xenu is. My point is that it doesn’t matter that it’s absurd or that its “out of touch with reality” because the basis of scientology is not the belief system, but the actual practice.
i`m unsure whether r.a.w. studied scientology but i know with certainty that richard bandler and r.a.w. spent time together. r.b. said of r.a.w. that he knew everything about everything. he was refering to r.a.w.`s encyclopaedic knowledge of the history of religion and it`s practices.
i`m not sure whether religions give people the flexibility to re-imprint themselves. scientology certainly stated that as an objective as does nlp. my impression of most religious people is that the version of whatever religion they`ve being smoking hasn`t allowed them anything but dogma. there have been some exceptions mind you and thier common trait has been humour more than anything else. just a willingness to smile and laugh.