Comments on: Robot Camel Jockeys

By: alistair

alistair — Fri, 05 Aug 2005 19:19:20 +0000

robots are one thing, it`s those fucking cyborgs i worry about.

By: J. Puma

J. Puma — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 17:22:15 +0000

oh HELL yeah i LOVE futurama. i agree– it’s way funnier & smarter than anything from the last six seasons of the simpsons. i could deal with having a society of benders around.

“Fry, I’m sorry. I should have understood how someone can love an inferior creature… because I love you… not in the way of the ancient Greeks, but the way a robot loves a human, and a human loves a dog, and, occasionally, a gorilla loves a kitty.”

“You know the secret of traditional robot cooking? Start with a good
high-quality oil, then eat it.”

By: Kylark

Kylark — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 17:12:35 +0000

Do you guys watch Futurama? There’s a lot of jokes in there about racism against robots. Of course, the main character’s best friend is a robot.

It’s by Matt Groening, and I think it’s even funnier than the Simpsons, if subtler and more quirky, and it’s definitely better animated. All four seasons are on DVD; check it out.

(My apologies if I over-elaborated something that’s kinda obvious, but sometimes I’m surprised that more people aren’t familiar with this show.)

By: Occult Investigator

Occult Investigator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 15:52:04 +0000

Also an awesome idea for a comic book: a sort of KKK type secret group who’s always trying to kick the robots out of the community!

By: J. Puma

J. Puma — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 15:49:14 +0000

‘racist against robots’– perfect!

that should be on a t-shirt. i bet you’d sell a ton of ‘em. i’d buy one.

By: Occult Investigator

Occult Investigator — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 14:38:00 +0000

Carlos, I can’t remember where it was but I just recently read something elsewhere about a dude coming home to find his robot laying his girlfriend.

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 05:10:39 +0000

I have a good feeling about this carlos guy.

By: carlos

carlos — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 03:33:30 +0000

what’s not to love? camel slavery. hey, i’m sure a camel loves a good race as much as the next mammal, but do we really have to strap robots to their backs?

i think these robots are worse than using the kids. sure the whole slavery thing wasn’t ideal but note the archonic solution. ban children from racing camels!?! why not pass a law to improve how children are treated? no no no, let them be just as poor and mistreated doing something else far less exciting than racing camels.

and again with the robots. i used to love the idea of robots but all our robots are wack wack wack, and these look kinda creepy like those lifesize dolls at neverland ranch.

but what really bugs me is that those are our camels, we domesticated them, they are ours, and if we treat them right, they’re our friends too. robots are already taking our jobs. if we let robots ride our beasts of burden, it’s only a matter of time before we come home to find robots fucking our girlfriends.

hey robots, get your own fucking planet!

(wow! i’ve just discovered that i’m racist against robots)

By: Quoter

Quoter — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 02:22:11 +0000

According to the silly site Dream Moods, “To see a camel in your dream, denotes that you need to be more conservative; you are carrying too many problems on your shoulders. You tend to hold on and cling on to your emotions instead of expressing and releasing them. You need to learn to forgive and forget. Alternatively, it represents you potential for handling big problems, responsibilities, and burdens.”