If you’re anything like me, mindless patriotism and rampant escalating militarism gives you a big fat boner!
SIKE!
I thought of this clever graphic on the long drive home from vacation, after having seen the millionth fucking bumper-magnet. I’m so tired of these fucking things, although I wish to god that I was the genius who invented them. Whoever he was, he must be rolling in it now.
Anyway, imagine if you will the seething anger such a simple alteration in spelling would arouse in the hearts of bold patriots everywhere…
Now available as a t-shirt - MADE IN THE USA, BITCHES!
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Actually, mindless patriotism and escalating millitarism does give me a big fat boner. One step closer to the apocalypse, kiddies…
Welcome back, and I hope you had a restful vacation…
It’s more complicated than that. Yesterday I saw the yellow ribbon sticker on a car bumper in front of me, but in the window was a homemade sign, placed in such a manner that the driver of the following car (in this case, me) could read this:
LOOSE LIPS, PINK SLIPS– FIRE KARL ROVE
I deduce that this person, like Cindy Sheehan, once supported the war but now thinks Bush and Co. are full of it.
btw: I support the troops, because a lot of them are related to me directly– I have quite a few family memebrs overseas right now. It’s the war itself that I can’t stand. And I’d never wear a yellow ribbon unless I was a Tony Orlando fan.
Yeah I know it’s definitely a complicated issue, which is precisely why I chose to whittle it down into an offensive graphic instead of tackling it!
I have a nice ribbon on my car. It’s green, and has the phrase “Support My Habit” on it surrounded by little cannabis leaves.
I love the shirt! I noticed that it’s the only one of yours that is available in 2XL (for us plus-sized conspiracy/Gnostic/occult enthusiasts). Are any of your other shirts going to jump up a size? I’d sure as hell pay the extra $3.
Yeah I have to work out the Cafepress t-shirt situation better. Right now, they only allow me one of each type of t-shirt. If I pay them money monthly, then I get better options. I want to make sure it’s worthwhile before I do that.
Fair enough. I would defintely plunk down money for at least 2 of the shirts if I could squeeze all of me into them.