What Road?
Yesterday I got the following highly relevant but disappointingly scant fortune cookie:
It matters not what road we take but rather what we become on the journey.
That’s all well and good, but it would be a lot easier if I just knew what road to take. I wonder if there is a word for “divination by fortune cookie”. Is eating a fortune cookie a shamanic act? Maybe it’s related to hepatomancy (or haruspicy), where they used to examine the entrails of birds and animals which had been sacrificed for signs of the future.
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August 30th, 2005 at 2:30 pm
the expectation of insight is the same. regarding what road to take; there is only one path and you`re on it. it`s how you respond to it that shapes your reality.
August 30th, 2005 at 4:42 pm
“It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.” —Ursula K. LeGuin
August 30th, 2005 at 7:58 pm
but all roads lead to rome! that’s why it doesn’t matter which one you take, you’re fucked either way. unless along the way you become the kind of person that says “y’know what? fuck roads!”
i don’t think it’s particularly shamanic to eat a fortune cookie. might be kind of magical to write them though. i’d like to see one that says “ouch”
August 30th, 2005 at 9:05 pm
That reminds me of a much better Ursula LeGuin quote:
August 30th, 2005 at 11:14 pm
i saw some misfortune cookies recently. one said, “you`re ugly and your mother dresses you funny”. an unexpected way to end a meal!
August 31st, 2005 at 2:17 am
I got a great fortune the other day: “You live in an eternity. Be happy today.” It really struck me.
I have had some unusually prescient fortune cookies, and some really irrelevant ones. I always enjoy them, and am inordinately disappointed on the rare occasions when they are not included.
August 31st, 2005 at 2:08 pm
There’s a great sufi quote about going on a voyage
If you set out across the ocean towards your destination w. no boat then you will be cast into the sea and drown
OTOH if you do take a boat you may become attached to the vehicle and forget your destination - you will be always departing and never arriving
I think it may be a metaphor for finding a teacher. The sufis believe you need’em but there is a danger of becoming to attached to’em - the teacher is a vehicle, not the destination
August 31st, 2005 at 6:41 pm
or you could learn to swim.
August 31st, 2005 at 6:49 pm
Funny you should say that, because I actually don’t know how to swim