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A hilarious bit by Jeannette Walls, from an MSNBC gossip column:

Britney Spears is really into Kabbalah — even though she doesn’t, like, really understand it all.

“I read the Kabbalah books and I meditate on them,” she says, according to Elle magazine. “They are all in Hebrew. I don’t understand everything. But it’s kind of OK that you don’t.”

Her hubby Kevin Federline, however, isn’t as taken with trendy religion. “Kevin isn’t into it as intensely as I am,” she said. “For some reason I’m thirsting for it. But he looks at the books every once in a while.’

God, that just couldn’t be any more priceless, could it? [Found via Gawker]

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