Comments on: Armed Dolphins On the Loose!

By: Haeresis

Haeresis — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 00:48:23 +0000

Funny thing, I used to know one of the trainers in that program.

By: fantastic planet » Save the Environment: Plant a . . . Landmine?

fantastic planet » Save the Environment: Plant a . . . Landmine? — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 18:50:19 +0000

[...] Sep 2005 11:54 am
Save the Environment: Plant a . . . Landmine?

Right up there with training dolphins to kill? Protecting penguins with minefields! KIDNE [...]

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:09:50 +0000

I know, seriously. That would truly be evil!

By: carlos

carlos — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 04:06:11 +0000

thank god they didn’t train the dolphins to help flood victims.

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 22:09:54 +0000

Great comment on this at Ran’s site by a reader named Becky:

It seems so ridiculously evil to train dolphins to use guns… like wouldn’t you suddenly stop and go, “Whoa, I’m arming dolphins! I’m so totally evil, it’s ridiculous!”

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:14:16 +0000

“… for all the illicit sex”

By: J. Puma

J. Puma — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 16:06:53 +0000

“So long, and thanks . . . . “

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 06:08:23 +0000

Anyway, since somebody else brought up the topic of having sex with dolphins, I feel compelled to post this guide to the subject, which I’m really not sure whether it’s real or what. You’ll have to, ah, investigate this one for yourselves.

http://www.zoophile.net/dolphin.php

Maybe we can lure these dolphins back into captivity with the promise (or threat) of cheap sex…

By: Fell

Fell — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 06:04:52 +0000

That is so awesome. I don’t even know what to thinkâ€¦ it’s like the best B-film story ever has just come to life!

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:48:59 +0000

Google has a couple unhelpful images of military dolphins at play. Here's another links collection on military dolphins. Apparently, they also use sea lions and orcas.

By: Dodging Invisible Rays » Blog Archive » Killer Dolphins

Dodging Invisible Rays » Blog Archive » Killer Dolphins — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:27:35 +0000

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By: channel null

channel null — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:09:23 +0000

This is a relevant link. Lilly actually gave dolphins LSD, and vaguely implies in Programming and Metaprogramming… that he had sex with one. Considering that he oversaw military research with dolphins, I’d only be half-surprised his research led to the gubment training the dolphins used brainwaves to fire darts.

By: Elizabeth Anne Ensley

Elizabeth Anne Ensley — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 04:46:20 +0000

What are the mechanics involved with equipping a dolphin with a dart gun? No hands are involved , so I would wonder how they could shoot at a target.

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 04:33:48 +0000

Yeah, seriously. We should be giving dolphins massive amounts of drugs, not guns!

By: channel null

channel null — Mon, 26 Sep 2005 04:27:45 +0000

John C. Lilly, where are you?