Comments on: Archon Financial

By: Pop Occulture » Propaganda Firm Goes Public

Pop Occulture » Propaganda Firm Goes Public — Sun, 02 Oct 2005 18:15:36 +0000

[...] his year’s winner of the First Annual “Corpsy” award. The award for most Archonic Corpsoration goes to a little company with a secretly big impact, Strateg [...]

By: Stephen

Stephen — Thu, 29 Sep 2005 00:00:16 +0000

WTF? I’m from Houston,TX and this is unbelievably funny shit i’ve ever seen! The ARCHONS ARE HERE…AAAAAAHHHHH!! and they’ll even hook you up with a mortgage and a house. Oh here’s a definition of ARCHON in the dictionary:

arÂ·chon - Pronunciation Key (Ã¤rkn, -kn)
n.

1. A high official; a ruler.
2. One of the nine principal magistrates of ancient Athens.
3. An authoritative figure; a leader: archons of cultural modernism.

By: alistair

alistair — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 21:01:09 +0000

it may come as a surprise that there are actually people out there that care for the wellbeing of others that also own a rolex…………
but on the other hand maybe they don`t know that they`re being controlled by the demiurge. my baptist friends say that about me too.

By: Justin+

Justin+ — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 01:15:49 +0000

The United Kingdom has apparently been kind enough to provide a searchable archonic database.

By: Haeresis

Haeresis — Wed, 28 Sep 2005 00:46:23 +0000

I like the menu chpoice ‘related entities.’ snicker.

By: channel null

channel null — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 23:22:25 +0000

Yeah, the “contribute 435,000″ to the “abused children” thing, talk about left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing. I just finished reading Jeff Well’s article about kiddie porn rings amoung the rich and famous, trust me on this, I’ve seen people get busted for it and it’s always ugly, makes you shiver a little bit, with or without the “rich and famous” or “satanic ritual” parts. Maybe check out NYPress for an academic perspective and some history. My own theory was that the Chinese were engineering Tween Sex Idols to direct the libido of American men away from real women and towards little girls to damage fertility and dissolve society here.

if i was gonna design some crazy dystopian website set in a future world of evil, i couldnâ€™t do much better than the archon group has done for themselves:

Not only are they evil, there site is monstrously ugly, like it just woke up from the DOS/Max Headroom era.

By: McCoy

McCoy — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 22:40:15 +0000

Texas is an evil fucking place alright, hot too. Check out The Yes Men movie, they got a site too theyesmen.org. The movie is seriously funny.

By: Dodging Invisible Rays » Blog Archive » OMFG

Dodging Invisible Rays » Blog Archive » OMFG — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:24:40 +0000

[...] t thing I’ve seen in weeks…. Apparently there’s a finance company called Archon Financial. For my novel I needed a fake name for the large Midwestern ba [...]

By: Kylark

Kylark — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:21:34 +0000

How do they come up with these names?

Incidentally, when I was going through my crazytime experience in March I got a ton of blogspam from an outfit called “Empire Poker.”

By: Kylark

Kylark — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 21:17:24 +0000

OMFG. Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off. Seriously.

I used to work for a large Midwestern bank… have been trying to think of a name for it to use in my novel, since obviously I can’t use the real name. “Archon Financial” is perfect.

And I must agree with Mr. Puma that we have walked into a big-time cosmic joke. I can’t find the exact quote, but Rob Breszny says something like we have to have the attitude that “the entire Universe is a cosmic joke put on for your edification and amusement.”

By: human?

human? — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 20:02:28 +0000

a bit off… but me and my boy used to push AIDS as a graffiti crew…

artists into destroying shit.. its like a virus

but we stopped after a few months because we thought it was rude to folks who actually had AIDS…

i like your idea though Tim… could actually really be big…

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:55:03 +0000

This is really too freakin wild. I really want to start a phony archon company to implicate into all the popular conspriacy theories. My friend John of New World Border was talking about something like this for a while. He was talking about making a corporate identity, and then putting together different brands owned by this company. Like for example, he was gonna make a graphic design logo for like “AIDS” or “Cancer”…

By: J. Puma

J. Puma — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:52:02 +0000

apparently we’ve walked into some kind of serious cosmic joke.

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:51:12 +0000

Whoa, check out this PDF by them:

ARCHON GROUP PRESIDENTâ€™S DAY GOLF CLASSIC CONTRIBUTES $425,000 TO ABUSED CHILDREN IN DALLAS

This shit’s too perfect!

By: J. Puma

J. Puma — Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:36:21 +0000

holy crap! what finds! i’m gonna have to do some more digging, too. already found this nugget: if i was gonna design some crazy dystopian website set in a future world of evil, i couldn’t do much better than the archon group has done for themselves:

http://www.archongroup.com/

and check out this article:

In Houston, Archon Group is busy transforming a down-in-the-heels suburban rental district into a 5,200-unit first-class apartment community. At home in Dallas, Archon is building the second phase of a speculative office complex near the airport. And in St. Louis, the investor has finished updating a ’70s office building into a top-of-the market business address.

what the heck is a ’speculative’ office complex? and is it really any wonder that ‘archon group’ is based in TEXAS??