…He’s My Demiurge The other day Carlos left a comment which I think people interested in gnost [...]

can anyone else hear the ahems echoing across the land?

ktulu i read your post and thanks for the, um, “forceful insertion of knowledge” (point taken). not sure the analogy (chuckle) holds but it is interesting in light of recent rigorous intuition posts about sex magick and your namesake. from your post:

“I realized that the female of this relationship is the … vast hole of existence…”

well that’s half your wedding vows written!

as far as faith and rationality go, they are precisely the same thing: behavioural strategies for gods in training

use, learn, discard (but you wouldn’t treat a lady like that would you?)

we’re all like “the greatest american hero”, all these superpowers and no instructions. just put the suit on and push all the buttons. faith and rationality are ultimately irrelevant.

believe it or not i’m walking on air…

kylark i’m blushing.

ahem

I think its most appropriate given Carlos’ interjections (and ejaculations) into the topic.

it’s like that movie “the game”. people claim not to want to be fooled or controlled, but we secretly love to be thrown for a loop. no matter how much shit you endure, when you die the demiurge is there grinning at you and you laugh and hug him cause he’s your brother, and all that shit made you a better person. evolve.

Carlos, you are teh awesome.

Apparently some people (almost exclusively women) can achieve orgasm without genital stimulation. And for an even smaller minority, can achieve it without any physical stimulation at all - hence the name “psychic orgasm.”

Yes, this is true. And I speak from authority here. Ahem.

oh well it’s your world dude.

*contemplates getting own website*

sigh. but grinning now.

*contemplates the possibility that eyensane may not actually be a “hot chick”*

it’s like that movie “the game”. people claim not to want to be fooled or controlled, but we secretly love to be thrown for a loop. no matter how much shit you endure, when you die the demiurge is there grinning at you and you laugh and hug him cause he’s your brother, and all that shit made you a better person. evolve.

i liked the 2 game “veterans” in that movie who wistfully express the desire to “do it again for the first time.” and it’s not about erasing mistakes or being better, it’s about making mistakes, stumbling, being hurt, and sometimes finding that she really is a “hot chick”, or whatever it is that floats your ark.

i mean, why is gnosis eternal, yet not eternally experienced? trips don’t last forever. they change you, but there’s always more change to be had. like, if instead of the black iron prison, the demiurge was vanquished and the true god was always omnipresent, wouldn’t it get a tad boring?

like in contact, jodie foster’s going “i had no idea…” and joyously weeping in divine revelation. in the deleted scenes it shows “5 hours later” and she’s like “now what? what’s the big fucking deal? ok the view’s great and they put a big steel toilet in this thing but it’s broken and i’m busting for a piss.”

we’re here in hell because there’s only so much heaven a person can stand.

that’s why orgasms are handed out in little packets (before you brag, even 5 hours is temporary).

of course what really struck me about contact was that she believed in the “divine revelation” even though she knew “they” had read her mind and subsequently made a convincing simulacrum of her father. why was the gnosis not also fake? she came back with nothing. “little steps ellie.” exactly what the demiurge would say. and it makes it all bearable.

how i learned to stop worrying and love the djinn.

having said that i never really dug “the crying game”. oh wait i already knew she was a fella, that’s why. like kids growing up with the “new” star wars are gonna get to the 5th film: luke, i’m your father. “well duh, you shoulda figured it out on dagobah you dimwit.” harsh on luke cos they’ve known for 4 whole movies. hardly a plot twist.

hmm. gnosis is a plot spoiler. as such, do not read the following:

the demiurge is the only god there is. it has to do things this way because it’s the only way anything holds together. if there’s a plan, it’s a motherfucker. die when you’ve had enough. you’ll be back. what else are you gonna do? after all, it’s your world, demiurges and demiurgettes.

i need to sleep. then conspire.

(and lay off the dvds for a while)

I would have just left it there for humor’s sake, but I didn’t see the need for it to reflect poorly on him if he hadn’t actually said it. Needless to say, I found out who actually did it, and hopefully it won’t happen again. If it does, my new policy is to simply delete it.

I was referring to Tantric Masterbation, which I pretty much just pulled out of my ass.

well that’s one way to do it!

i’ve heard that some people orgasm from sneezing. i’ve no such luck.

spontaneous orgasms are like magic mushrooms, popping up everywhere just to remind us that the divine wants us to come play.

but if you’re like frank grimes and have to work for everything, check out the pelvic floor muscle exercises for pregnant women. they’re pretty much an intro to tantra. as janice said, the purpose of any stimulatory method is to trigger kundalini. with practice (in any method) the brain learns to do this without external stimulus. it’s like: ok, go! ooohh. mmm.

solo sex magick, or share it with a friend, or just bust off a quick one while waiting for the lights to change (not recommended when car is in motion).

oh, and tim, don’t mess with the bpec, they’re on *gasp* the radio! wow, that’s pretty special. they don’t just let any moron on the radio do they?

…weak psuedo intellectual circlejerk.

i thought this post made it clear, not jerking at all. look greeenforest, no hands!

…100 slot multichannel ventrillo voice server…

sounds like something i’d like to fuck. with a hammer.

OWNED

ownership is delusion

shoulda left the links in, i felt like a tangle (but too lazy to google). sigh.

TheGreeenforest? Wasn’t that some kind of crappy canadian cartoon that got cancelled after a couple of years? Why can’t those fake canadian intellects just stay in their own forums, why do they have to spam up nice decent relaxed places?

Thanks, that was awesome. Asshat.

And we had The Raccoons, which was the most awesomest cartoon about talking forest critters.

bring it on bambi

OWNED

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Beyond Planet Earth Chronicles

wtf?

Anyhow, some good links in here. Thanks! I always meant to dig up more in this stuff.

LOL, two reasons: it doesn’t really sound like she needs me in the equation, and i have a girlfriend (the same one I had then). I’ll leave it up to your imagination which one of those reasons is more important.

In any event, distractions aside, I was really hoping we could just have a nice heartfelt discussion about psychic orgasms. I hope people don’t let this ruin the flow of what could otherwise be a “stimulating” conversation…

As much as I enjoy it, I’m removing the links to your site within your post as I don’t feel the need to advertise for somebody who would accuse me in such a way. Thanks again for stopping by!

As for whether that actually exists, I dunno,

Oh, it exists…

In college this girl told me she could orgasm at will, from pure thought alone, in like 5 or 15 minutes.

They were turned on by sexy voices and had enjoyed psychic orgasms during phone or cyber sex, or while their lover was across the room.

“One woman had an orgasm during a history exam, brought on by frustration at not knowing the answers.”

Sounds a lot like Tantric Masterbation to me!

As for whether that actually exists, I dunno, but I guess “everything is permitted…”