Comments on: Pastor Leads Anti-Occult Paintball Raid

By: Paintball Pastor, Part 2 - Pop Occulture

Paintball Pastor, Part 2 - Pop Occulture — Wed, 07 Dec 2005 05:29:44 +0000

[...] bout a South African pastor who decided to protest Halloween by taking his children out to shoot paintball guns (and BB guns, according to this articl [...]

By: Error 404

Error 404 — Tue, 06 Dec 2005 17:23:34 +0000

They come in every possible size, shape, color, and flavor.

You can get them anywhere. I have a planet-sized one you can use. It’s under your feet.

By: alistair

alistair — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 23:22:10 +0000

typical moral high ground behaviour. it`s also common amongst school teachers and politicians. bit of a bug in the dna i suppose. oh, yeah, and folk singers and for some strange reason, green day.

By: andrew

andrew — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 21:12:33 +0000

obligatory: “good shot son, do it again!”

By: alistair

alistair — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 20:37:46 +0000

error 404, i`m interested in your device. where can i get one, and do i have choice regarding size, shape, etc.?

By: Error 404

Error 404 — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 20:19:52 +0000

By the way - I’m a Mexican and I built a time machine. Works great, but it only moves forward, at a speed of 24 hours per day.

My name ought to be Magdeleno, but my parents had mercy.

By: Error 404

Error 404 — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 20:17:12 +0000

Well, it’s an easy mistake the Reverend Hammond made - he heard somewhere that gun-running is very profitable. “Profitable”, “prophetic” - almost the same word.

WWJSG?

By: carlos

carlos — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 13:52:29 +0000

ha, reminds me of that book by gore vidal “golgotha”. a time machine is invented and a tv crew sent back to televise the crucifiction live. good read.

if i had a time machine i’d paintball the dude on the cross, just to make a point, y’know?

of course it’s hard to hit an allegory. fuckers are nothing more than smoke and mirrors, god love em.

but what would i know? iâ€™m just a stupid mexican.

By: Brenden Simpson

Brenden Simpson — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 05:59:17 +0000

To be fair, Canadians named Brenden are too stupid to figure out how to build time machines too. Unless you’re talking about sun dials, which are pretty easy to put together, but I don’t think that’s what was meant at all.

By: carlos

carlos — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:26:58 +0000

hey tommy g! welcome to sarcasm, here’s how it works: i think your comment is really insightful and truly showcases the awesome power of your intellect.

did you catch that? maybe not, i think i read somewhere about atheists named thomas not being able to understand what the grownups are talking about. jesus said “shit tommy you’re a fucking dullard. trust me, i’m a scientist.” tommy just stared back blankly and figeted with his only testicle.

…mexicans named carlos are too stupid…

do you have any idea how many people you just insulted? best stay out of mexico for a while.

in the meantime i eagerly await a demonstration of your time machine.

By: Thomas

Thomas — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:03:09 +0000

oops typo… too = true… looks like there are two mexican asses in here lol

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 03:01:07 +0000

Thomas, what on earth are you talking about?

By: Thomas Guerrero

Thomas Guerrero — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 02:59:00 +0000

I think I read somewhere that mexicans named carlos are too stupid to figure out how to build a time machine to go back and time and see if that is really too. Instead they are barely smart enough to just “read somewhere” about certain things.

By: carlos

carlos — Mon, 05 Dec 2005 02:54:18 +0000

…by the fruits of their labors and all that.

didn’t jesus ride around on an ass stoning local kids, sorry, teenagers? just to teach them a lesson? “good shot, jesus, got him in the head!” i’m sure i read that somewhere.

now if one was to paintball a congregation on a sunday morning, would that be cool too? i guess so. i guess hammond wouldn’t mind if muslims rode around america handing out korans and running guns, either.

â€œCategorically, I can say I never handled a paintball or shot anyone that night.â€

that night.