Comments on: Seattle Miracle Spring Water

By: nemesis

nemesis — Sat, 28 Jan 2006 00:30:54 +0000

Cheers tim, i often find myself drunk from such things.

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 21:28:02 +0000

Nemesis, I like your response to all this!

By: Bruce

Bruce — Fri, 27 Jan 2006 21:16:59 +0000

All water is holy.

By: nemesis

nemesis — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 17:37:55 +0000

You should have replied by saying the magical water you offer costs nothing and is imbibed in words…

By: Pam

Pam — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:57:54 +0000

Tim,
Wish you all the luck in Seattle, though never been there myself. As for the spring water, take it easy, people always want some miraculous things and only care about getting something done, without any efforts involved from thier side. You site is for intelligent human beings, just do not take things personally, it has nothing to do with you. All it has to do with is the very stupidity of the other people, which you are not responsible for. Still, the net is littered with all sorts of magic stuff on offer, so people may presume you are in this line of business as well as the others, the world is very much about business. Anyway, unhook from the matter, you can not be held responsible for all the stupidity in the world.

By: Fiacharrey

Fiacharrey — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 14:32:17 +0000

Yeah, I got to admit, every now and then I consider cashing in on people’s stupidity that way. Sometimes I feel like, “so what if I’d be huckster… I’d be a RICH huckster.” But, I just can’t make myself do it, no matter how badly I want the money.

Charlie’s Horse: LOL. Yeah, sell your urine. I don’t know what is funnier: the idea of selling urine, or knowing that it would probably really sell well! Set up a shop on ebay. Those folks will buy anything.

By: Haeresis

Haeresis — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:47:24 +0000

The dumber it is, the better it will sell. Just make sure you work in the word ‘miracle’ and put some jargon about sub-atomic structural geometry, and they’ll eat it up..it worked on Kathleen Harris.

By: Charlie's Horse

Charlie's Horse — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 05:01:40 +0000

Miracle Tap Water? Tim - we’re your fans. Big fans, Tim. We don’t want water. We want more, Tim. We want your urine. Tim’s Transubstantiation Pee. Hell, if Chuck Norris can do it (Red Bull - just taste it), I think you could really make a killing. Tap water’s just so… impersonal. Y’know?

My hilarious jokes aside - hope you like the Seattle. I haven’t been since I was a wee lad, years and years ago, but I still had a great damn time. And google earth tells me that it has far more coffee shops than churches, so you know you’re in good hands, spiritually. I’d trust a local coffee shop worker far more than most ministers with my life’s details. But maybe that’s just a Southern thing.

By: channel null

channel null — Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:21:03 +0000

Oh, you have no idea, and don’t you worry…

What was your commercial for?

By: JK

JK — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:28:45 +0000

Welcome to Seattle Tim! I don’t know how you did it, but you brought the sun with you. I think I read yesterday that we have had 36 straight cloudy days. Until that is, your first full day here. Though I don’t mind the cloudiness, you can go ahead and stay as long as you like.

By: Ktulu

Ktulu — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 22:56:16 +0000

So Tim, are you living in Seattle, or the suburbs? I’ve only been there twice to visit my grandfather, and both times, the area was quite beautiful.

By: John

John — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 22:16:10 +0000

Tim, do you sell anything for like $10 or $20? I just need a 20 oz…

LOL, let me know!

By: AJ

AJ — Tue, 24 Jan 2006 21:23:29 +0000

Hey Tim,

How was Seattle? Did you say hello to Bill for me?
Yes, I would like a couple bottles of that water.
The check’s in the mail….