Comments on: The Churian Separatists

By: Revenge of the Churian Separatists! - Pop Occulture

Revenge of the Churian Separatists! - Pop Occulture — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 16:11:37 +0000

[...] A while ago I posted a short blurb from a group called the Churian Separatists. And, no, they aren’t a species of aliens from Babylon 5. But I can’t quite figure out what they are, even after receiving the following email from the founder of the site Robert Burk: If the universe is alive and has choice then physical law becomes ethical law and ethical contraventions become strategic violations. Choice becomes the moral imperative and domination the source of all evil. [...]

By: Colin F.

Colin F. — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 23:12:35 +0000

I don’t like their website, so I refuse to acknowledge their existence.

By: scott rassbach

scott rassbach — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:48:07 +0000

I enjoyed this:
Products

Somehow, the choices of these three products is ominous. You start with the middle one, move to the bottom one, and then on to the top if the bottom doesn’t work.

Freaky.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:46:31 +0000

What I would say to them: “There are now many effective treatment modalities for schizophrenia.”

By: Arjuna93

Arjuna93 — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 01:04:27 +0000

Mathematics Of Churianism.
I never did get this new math.

By: alistair

alistair — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 23:38:11 +0000

man-churian hypnobabble. darth vader is the fucked up dad that we all suspected he was…………..christianity is the barrier to our will to grow up. only children smoke cigarettes and eat too much and smoke pot on lunch (tee hee.)…………..

By: Ktulu

Ktulu — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 23:13:56 +0000

Sci-Fi and mainstream fundamentalist Christianity, lol, somehow that just feels wrong and absurd. LOL, though I did write a long philosophical thesis paper on how Darth Vader represents Christianity in the Star Wars mythos.

Cheers!

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 22:55:19 +0000

“Commander, the Churian Separatist ship is hailing us.”

“Blast them out of the sky!”

“But… that would violate article 15 of the Treaty of - ”

“I said DO IT!”

PCHEW PCHEW PCHEW! KABBLAMMO!

“Take that you damned Separatist pigs!”

By: jp

jp — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 22:31:43 +0000

“Commander, the Churian representative plans to announce their planet’s immediate severance with the Galactic Federation due to the continued Federation sanctions against the Churian Trade Council. The War of Churian Seperatism has begun!”

heheh, can’t help myself . . . .

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 22:27:26 +0000

yeah, i mean, even the word “separatist” is inherently political, isn’t it? they’re playing some nice word games though, i think.

By: jp

jp — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 22:20:06 +0000

wow, for being so ‘no-voting’ and such, they’re pretty danged political!

cool name, though– sounds like a race from babylon 5. “Commander, the Churian shuttle is docking at Bay Twelve.”