Attack of the Seattle Megachurches
The Stranger has a great article about young “hip” churches here in Seattle. They explain: “As older Seattle churches struggle to stay afloat, new churches are attracting urban hipsters with club-like venues, punk rock, and joke-filled sermons—and a social agenda that would make Jerry Falwell proud.”
Caught in their cross-hairs is the super chic looking Mars Hill Church which I used to bike past on my way home to an old apartment. Apparently, despite the extremely designed and branded look that the building has, it is old-school to the core. It sounds heinous to me, but apparently they are fantastically popular, with a current congregation of some 3,500, and plans to expand to 10,000. (They also have a MySpace group, which you can check out here - though you probably need to log in to see it.)
They quote Mars Hill Pastor Mark Driscoll as saying:
“The people of the church are so confused. They think that in tolerating [homosexual] behavior, they’re being like Jesus. Your banners, your floats, your buttons—they’re not good. It’s just like letting cancer come into a body… until the cancer consumes the body and kills you… We will extricate the cancer, and if that person who has the cancer is repentant and wants to kill the cancer, then we’ll welcome them back. But they have to accept that anything but one man, one woman, one God, one life, is sexually immoral.”
And elsewhere:
Driscoll, for his part, has an apocalyptic, us-versus-them view of his church’s role in society, arguing in a recent sermon that true rebellion means being “heterosexual and pump[ing] out some kids,” not “marching in the pride parade.
Not surprisingly, they also take a hardline against women, arguing that their place is in the home, subservient to men and totally unfit for church leadership. (Although he’s quoted elsewhere as wishing women could have a greater role: “”If I could change one part of the Bible,” Driscoll says wearily, “that would be the part, just so I could be left alone.” Just so he could be left alone, of course!) An article on the Seattle Times refers to Pastor Driscoll (who is also one of their columnists) as the “Chris Rock of conservative Christianity” - whatever the hell that means:
Driscoll, in fact, is deeply in touch with the culture of his congregants: the hard-edged, high-tech, disaffected sensibility of the bands they love (Modest Mouse, Death Cab for Cutie), the films they watch (”The Matrix,” “Fight Club”), and the art they appreciate (no gauzy Jesus-on-the-beach paintings, please). He loves that culture himself.
Much like other conservative Christian firebrands though, apparently he intentionally is trying to piss people off:
That brutal honesty, that aggressively confrontational style, is deliberate. “One of the most important things I can do is agitate people to the point where they start to investigate,” he says. “Otherwise, they’re indifferent.”
Despite all the blustering coming out of Mars Hill, the Stranger also manages to offer some nice counter-point with other Seattle Churches. The most notable and refreshing of which compared to Mars Hills seems to be Trinity United Methodist in Ballard:
On a recent Sunday at Trinity, the front pew was taken up by two longtime gay partners, both of whom play in the church band. The sermon, on the subject of ego, was delivered not by Lang (whose sermons tend to focus on the topic of empire, and the “evil empire” the U.S. is becoming) but by a female member of the congregation. Unlike at Church on the Hill (whose services don’t include communion) and Mars Hill (at which only Christians are allowed to take communion), Trinity offers communion to everyone, Christian and non-Christian alike. The atmosphere of tolerance is even evident in the banners that decorate the church sanctuary, which include one with a rainbow flag and pink triangle, which reads “Trinity United Methodist Church: A Reconciling Congregation.”
Rich Lang, pastor at Trinity even has a few choice words about Mars Hill, which I rather like:
Lang takes a more liberal, pluralistic view of right and wrong. He says conservative churches like Mars Hill appeal to those who believe that “we live in apocalyptic times. Society’s falling apart and Jesus is coming back—basically, there’s no future.” Churches like Mars Hill “create a system where people can have a feeling of control, where they can believe that Papa’s going to fix it if you just follow the rules. I want that myself, but I just can’t find it.” […]
Lang, the pastor of a church Driscoll would probably regard as dying, says he would be surprised if most of the twentysomethings who attend Mars Hill now were still there in 10 or 15 years. “When I was 19 and totally lost into drugs and despair, I needed strong structures, a fence around my yard, so I could develop a sense of mastery and control. But as you age, the fence comes down, and more people are allowed into your yard. A big question for me is where will those kids be when they’re 40? I just hope they’ll mature out of those beliefs.”
The article also very briefly mentions a few other Seattle churches. Some of them seem to be megachurches, some are more probably classified as “emergent.” Here are links to their websites if you’re interested:
- Church on the Hill - Capitol Hill
- Emmaus Road - Belltown
- Grace Seattle - Capitol Hill
- Church of the Undignified - Downtown
- Quest Church - Interbay
Depending on how much initiative I have, I may try to go on a tour of these various churches and do some reviews/articles about them in the near future. Will keep you posted on that!
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May 6th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
it would seem that they are the church of future generations, if only from a dna standpoint. family values, heterosexuality, subservient females………..all the taboos of the liberal left. coupled with the decline of birthrates amongst white folks, the race is in trouble. religion to the rescue.
May 6th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Interesting. I never considered that contemporary Christianity was so closely inter-linked with the survival of the white race. We could easily correlate this to all the anti-immigration things we talked about recently, and about how some people seem to fear being breeded out by brown-skinned people. I will have to think about this some more. Also very explosive I’m sure to accuse liberals of contributing to the demise of the white race…
May 6th, 2006 at 5:27 pm
Well the progressive left has a ‘messianic cult leader’ with gnostic tendencies!!!!
http://cristolumen.blogspot.com/
Interesting that Seattle has such a low rate of church goers…..A guy named Phillip Longman said “in Seattle, there are nearly 45 per cent more dogs than children. In Salt Lake City [Utah], there are nearly 19 per cent more kids than dogs.”
“He also makes note of the fact that in the so-called red states that voted for George W. Bush, the fertility rate is 12 per cent higher than in the blue states that supported John Kerry. Another statistic: In the 1950s about 10 per cent of women were childless. That number is now 20 per cent.”
May 6th, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Good post, Tim.
Actually, there was some discussion in the Xian right about, in one preachers words, using kids as a “force multiplier” for Xianity. It’s a very strange turn that the Protestant churches in America have become increasingly intolerant of contraception. Fourty years ago, the Catholic opposition to the Pill and abortion was viewed largely as a means to fill the world with “brown babies”. I will note that the Mormons, much like the early Israelites and some ancient Xians, encouraged taking multiple wives–(why oh why is there no emdash code wordpress picks up?) more women=more babies=more Mormons.
I am fairly interested in how these megachurches recruit from young adults, who are often seeking a “family” to help then transition from childhood to full-fledged adulthood. We don’t have rites of passage and it opens up spaces like this for colonization. We might even explore it as a form of “marketing.”
Someone’s website is about to get some very interesting traffic.
May 6th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
So it wasn’t my imagination. When I was in Seattle I noticed there seemed to be very few kids around.
May 6th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Italy is becoming more liberal and in Italy the birth rate is very low. It has one of the lowest birthrates in all of Europe yet it is an overwhelmingly roman-catholic nation. But one of the biggest reasons Italian women are only having one baby is because men are so freaking lazy! They don’t help out with the housework and expect the woman to do all the cooking, cleaning, and raising of the child. Anyway, protestare in questo caso non serve a niente; è come abbaiare alla luna.
But honestly the world right now does not need a rise of religious conservatives, it simply needs people to be more conscious, aware, attentive, kind, creative, open, and flexible. I’d rather see the human species die out than return to the ‘good ol days’ of female oppression and suppression.
May 6th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
Ken Wilber’s theory was that, because in agricultural societies women who work in fields with either animals or machinery miscarry at something like twice the rate they would on account of the dangers involved–you might get kicked by a mule and recover within a day or two but you’ll miscarry, essentially–women tend to be moved into less intensive positions like the home. At that point, in Wilber’s line of thought, it becomes far easier for men to opress women, as, ostensibly, the women simply aren’t contributing to the food situation.
Now, I tend to think that’s a fairly tidy theory, but it’s one the anarcho-eco-villagers don’t really seem to consider all that often, and I suspect that were we to return to a Ran Prieur-esque subsitence farming society, we’d see a lot more of that crap. On the other hand, in most agricultural societies that don’t use ploughs, women aren’t really oppressed to the extent they are in plough-based farming.
I don’t know how that really ties into the megachurch thing, although Xianity is a lot like Osiris worship, which is heavily agricultural. It is odd that relegating women solely to baby-making status is sort of an inversion of the history–it’s like saying that because things are the way they are now, that’s the way it should be and that’s the way it was. It’s called “naturalization” in Marxian thought…. So here’s to sodomy, the ultimate in anti-authortarianism?
May 6th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
relegating women to baby-making status……as opposed to elevating them to co-consumer status.
there used to be a structure in society called the family, where all sorts of roles were clearly defined and functional.
and tim, it not the liberals that are at issue here. it`s socialists. the wolf in sheep`s clothing.
May 6th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
to clarify the thing about liberals. liberal thinking is the slippery slope that people get caught in by being politically nice and then slide into socialist economic and social policies.
if we look at what has really been attacked in our society, it has been the family unit from the start. the enemy of socialism is strong family, and i am no fan of organised religion, but it`s the only institution holding the family together now.
where do the attacks on the family come from?
feminism.
consumerism.
divorce industry (lawyers, judiciary.)
homosexual politics. (aids awareness, gay marriage…)
lawyers and judges.
media.
socialist politics.
i really am suspicious of nwo conspiracies but it is clear to me that the way to fuck up our society is to seprate adults and make everyone reliant on the state to set process and values. attack, devalue and denigrate the family is how to do that.
and the church in europe at least has been the keeper of records regarding land ownership and who married who. which is the record of dna.
it all comes down to dna in the end. it`s who we are. the liberals have convinced us that racial pride amongst whites is a crime too. it`s o.k. for every other race to do it but us.
ever wonder how we got to this point tim?
May 6th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
It all sounds like graceless fundamentalism in hip dress. Didn’t Jesus say something about whited sepulchers with dead bones inside?
May 6th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
White people express their pride- my family is so freaking proud of being Italian it embarassed me growing up. I see Irish people all the time making a big deal over the fact they are Irish, and the Greek also…
I think it is capitalism that is ruining families not feminism. There is an unfair concentration of wealth in the hands of a few, making it more and more difficult for working class families to get by. The government should provide universal day care! That will help families. I welcome the day in which an industrialized nation truly has a democratic socialist government. It takes a village to raise a child
May 6th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
Alistair, by “family” do you mean the idealized unit that reached its apogee in the fifties and is a peculiar artifact of industrialized culture? And who are these “socialists,” and why are you so piqued by them?
Really?
I agree with you that there are forces that seek to “divide and conquer,” but I question your understanding of the nature of these forces. Part of this discussion is about keeping women in their place. In that context, I’d be interested to know what “feminism” means to you, and what aspects of it you perceive to be inimical to “the family.”
May 6th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Kylark:
You stayed directly across the street from an elementary school. How many more kids do you need to see? Believe me, there plenty of kids here. The areas of town one runs around in as an adult looking for a good time are not those areas.
Now, for certain there isn’t any rush to turn seattle into a baby factory on par with slc, but that there are not kids here or *that many* kids is only indicative of seattle’s industries and other demographics. Not least of which is the physical division between seattle proper and the suburbs. Very little blending with the family heavy suburbs is possible because one needs a car to cross the bridges or a reason to take a ferry. Families with tons of kids can be found at seattle center or woodland park zoo on any given weekend.
May 6th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Oh yeah. Kylark, I meant include this too:
;)
It looked like I was being a hardass. Which I wasn’t.
May 6th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Yeah whatever: homosexuals are killing the family (not extreme laissez-faire capitalism/globalism, that destabilizes communities, forces long work hours, demands dual incomes). White race blah blah bah racial pride blah blah blah. At least I know where some people are coming from now. Fuck that.
May 6th, 2006 at 11:40 pm
the media has delivered the concepts of these things……..it`s not about the beliefs of any individual homosexual or woman with self-empowering viewpoints……….
nobody would have bought the idea of a laissez-faire double income work arrangements without the ideals being sold through the media first.
i talk to real women in thier forties and fifties who wished they`d seen thier children more but they were doing other things at the time like chasing what they believed was what they wanted.
it`s taken a while to sell the family out. read albert pike or some of aldous huxley`s lectures. the values of our grandparent`s are shit now.
kylark; socialists are global engineers such as the clintons and the u.n. cabal.
i am truly not a fan of religion in any form. it teaches perverse forms of guilt and seperation from spirituality.
and feminism is the death of women. as an ideology it has taught women to hold men responsible for thier problems….it has taught women that there was something wrong with childbirth, domestic life and raising a family and supporting a man who can provide. (fuck…it even seems ridiculous to me now…………) futhermore it has set women amongst eachother as objects vying for attention when one part of thier psyche wants to be better than men. in the meantime women are, like men, voraciously consumeristic and will beg, borrow and steal to get the bigger house. look how easily women will divorce to move up.
75-80% of divorces are instigated by women…….primarily for economic reasons. this is because the family laws are visciously biased against men.
now, these points aren`t directed at people. i draw attention to these issues as mechanisms of social manipulation. disintegrated families behave differently than thier intact counterparts.
i believe that the elements i listed earlier in the thread are designed to create a consumer orgy that will eventually conscript us all to debt slavery. men and women are equally victimised by this process. divide and conquer.
May 7th, 2006 at 8:36 am
Alistair: I’m sympathetic to many of the concerns you mention in your latest missive. It’s just that you seem to conclude (I don’t know how) that the blame for this cultural mayhem rests with formless, anonymous “socialists”, or various “liberal” elements of society:
Readers who are familiar with my comments on this blog will know that, as a gay man, I have serious questions about the link between homosexuality and empire culture. I’m not a huge fan of everything that has emerged from gay politics; yet the extreme alternative, where individuals are mindlessly destroyed for sexual transgressions, seems cruel, coercive, and far worse than the opposite problem of letting gays follow their own bliss (however disastrous it may in fact turn out). [As a side note, the grim irony of the linked-to story is that the adults who payed for this “gay” teenager’s services bore none of the lethal consequences.]
I’m prepared to accept the position that empire culture creates the dilemmas that feminists find themselves and the conditions that lead to gay identity. For example, one might argue that the division of labor required in agrarian societies separates women from men and leaves them vulnerable to coercion; or that the natural state of sexuality is undifferentiated and that civilization (especially modern civilization) forces the psyche to “choose” heterosexuality or homosexuality. And I’m even prepared to accept the ugly truth that life does not promise happiness. But the fact is that the pre-feminist condition in late Western culture was far from paradisical: if you were lucky to be wed to a “good” man, all you had to worry about was his death; otherwise, your life was pretty much hell.
I get that there are large-scale forces manipulating us through the media and that the resulting consumerism is destructive to the soul. I don’t understand how you can blame socialism and not even mention the abuses of 21st Century capitalism? I’ll be charitable and assume that by “socialism” you mean “big government”, connected as it is to corporate capitalism. But you seem most critical of the few activities in which “big government” at least tries to give the appearance of making life easier for people.
In short: you seem to want to blame victims, while giving perps a huge pass.
Oh, and by the way, the quickest way to piss someone off, especially somebody who’s not 100% of European ancestry, is to start talking about “racial pride”. I won’t even go there.
May 7th, 2006 at 10:44 am
Slomo, thanks for linking to your serious questions. Those are really important issues. I’ll have to think about them some more.
As a female, and a minority - here’s my 2 cents. I haven’t really thought this through, so, if there are holes in my thinking, point it out. I’m happy for any feedback.
As for all of the “isms” particularly feminism, gay/queer movements (even fundamentalisms, perhaps?) and so forth - I think they are byproducts of capitalism/imperialsim and its ties to extreme affluence (capitalism and imperialism…those two things are married to one another). I don’t know of any instance where capitalist activities hasn’t financially, poltically, or socially dominated at least one other group of people. If anyone knows of one, I’d be grateful if you pass it along.
My point is, capitalism (and to push it further in this day and age , globalization) is about hyperaffluence or hyperprivilege for some and extreme deprivations for others, usually for minorites (racial, sexual, etc.) Because of the extremely oppressive nature of capitalism, all kinds of identity politics spring forth, such as racial, sexual, and gender-based movements to name a few. So, to some degree, I think there is some truth in Alaistair’s comments. But it’s not just gay movements. It’s essentially all class and identity movements that have or are emerging. Also, from where are these movements intially emerging? Is it usually the countries that are incredibly destitute? They’re usually too busy fighting for basic human needs like food, health care, and H20. It’s usually the more affluent countries that become focused on the identity-based issues.
For me these movements are a necessary evil. Feminism, doesn’t resonate with me personally, b/c it’s often classist (the problem of affluence, again) and inadvertently racist. Plus, the way Western countries have the tendency to make virtually every cause in every part of the world into a feminist to promote their own cause just pisses me off.
But like all other identity-based movements, they are necessary yet flawed.
I think we should expect more movements - especially the religious kinds. It seems to be variety on the packaging of fundamentalism.
May 7th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
thanks for your thoughtful responses to my difficult position in a politically correct environment. ny comments are directed at movements, not individuals. a woman of strong character and a man who chooses male sexual partners is not a threat to anything. i have to be careful to get this clear here. when we act out of love, unconditionally, for ourselves and others no harm can come. all of the moral and ethical forms and structures fall in place naturally. it is when our loving nature is usurped by the interests of capital and worse, power, then we are doomed. we are moments from the meat grinder. it is acts of compassion that allow us to feel the issues and plights of others. you can help a man by holding out your hand and lifting him up if he falls…….but to institutionalise that and franchise it…….well that`s socialism. in come the laws and lobbyists and editorialists and the rest of the whores and we are then guilty if we ever say no.
i don`t know what the answers are, but i will keep raising the points…..with your patience and understanding.
May 7th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Wow, this really generated some healthy debate, didn’t it? I’m going to have to pick this argument into components and branch it off into some individual posts.
While we’re on the topic of people being systematically destroyed for nefarious purposes, I HIGHLY recommend this BBC documentary, the Century of the Self which you can watch or download all of here:
http://informationclearinghouse.info/article12642.htm
I’m personally not sold on the capitalism/socialism game of picking one to call evil. I think that’s a false dichotomy set up to trap people into not looking at bigger issues, just like Bush/Kerry, Coke/Pepsi and other false consumer choices.
More on all that later, but one of the thing in this movie that totally applies here, I think it’s in part 3 is how a team from Esalen went to a convent to do an experiment in social engineering. They “freed” a bunch of nuns from the constraints of tradition, and encouraged them to “be themselves.” The movie doesn’t explicitly make the connection, but it seems to have been the conceptual groundwork for engineering the feminist movement. That documentary - while it does have it’s glaring flaws - I think does a nice job of showing how people are picked apart and isolated as a means of ostensibly “freeing” them, but really it isolates them, makes them insecure and creates a demand for products and services.
That said, I don’t think it’s the fault of capitalism or even consumerism. I think it’s the fault of people with no conscience, no sense of basic humanity who will manipulate at any cost on all levels with no regard for individual consequences, because such things are meaningless to them. Those people could and do just as easily exist in a socialist or capitalist environment. The only thing that the “isms” tell you is which set of tricks and traps they are allowed to use overtly.
PS. Also keep your eye on the interactions between Esalen and the Black Panther movement in that same episode. Were the BP’s right? Was Esalen trying to manipulate them by “freeing” them from their strong collective identity? I’m going to do some individual posts on all this stuff shortly.
May 7th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Well, to be clear, I’m no fan of top-heavy solutions, so I’m not so much an advocate of “socialism” as I am of finding ways to mitigate the shitty effects of empire culture. Socialism purports to do this (with mixed, maybe on the balance negative, effects). Well-regulated capitalism may also do this. But really, the problem is Empire.
So in that regard, I agree with you Alistair. And I truly appreciate your patience with my little online temper-tantrum. You seem to approach this debate with an open heart and spirit, so while I do not understand your position (or, rather, its projection onto conventional political dichotomies) I can appreciate that we both have the best intentions for the human spirit.
I will say that, when speaking of solutions, it is necessary to consider groups and group dynamics, and therefore politics. On an individual basis, yes, we are best when we approach each other in a loving manner. And this cannot be legislated. Nevertheless, humans seem not to do well with chaos either. I would love to subscribe completely to Ran Prieur’s vision of the world, but frankly some aspects of it terrify me. We do not live in a loving world (or, at least it seems difficult to see the world as loving) so I find it is in the interest of the 21st Century human to think about grass-roots political (and religious) solutions that keep to the spirit of love as best as possible.
May 7th, 2006 at 3:27 pm
I was just reading the jacket of Amy Tan’s Saving Fish from Drowning. Apparently there is a Chinese folk-tale (or at least Amy Tan recounts one) about a man who resolves to “save 100 lives every day”, since it is sinful to kill and virtuous to save. So every day he pulls out 100 fish from the sea to save them from drowning. But he is always too late: on the dry river banks they are flopping around and squirming, and although they eventually calm down, every last one of them dies. Because it is sinful to waste, he brings the dead fishes to market and sells them so he can buy more nets and save hopefully more lives the next day.
May 7th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
an open heart and spirit is all that we have to get through this chaos. it is the focus of all of my meditation. i see the damage done through politics and religion and see generations of us gagging to get at the brass ring for a moment`s ego glory. at the end of the day it`s nero-transmitter induced anyway so why trash whole countries for a brain rush when you can do it in the safety of your own home just as easily?
i live deep in the depths of suburban lawncare porn on a late spring sunday afternoon. my niegbours are trying to out-green eachother. i like dandelions. but at least our differences won`t lead to a lynching.
May 9th, 2006 at 12:22 am
Found a blog post about this Seattle Stranger article which claims it’s not really well researched at all:
http://brokn2pieces.livejournal.com/438269.html
This also seems fairly critical
http://www.christodeklerk.com/2006/05/08/id-like-to-walk-to-church/