Da Vinci Code Protests
Has anybody seen the new Da Vinci Code movie yet? I can’t see posters or other ads for it now without thinking of this stupid human interest piece about Tom Hanks’ hairdo in the movie:
Tom Hanks toyed with wearing a wig for his new role as The Da Vinci Code hero Robert Langdon; because he feared he wouldn’t be able to grow his hair long enough to look like a scholar. The Oscar winner created a mental picture of the character and became obsessed with having the right hairstyle - he even worked with a stylist to come up with the perfect look. Tom Hanks explains, “I wanted my hair fuller in the back and falling down across my forehead. But the truth is my hair cannot be long and flowing; genetically, it doesn’t do that. It’s a bush. We talked about a wig, but that ends up taking a huge amount of time. So I went to these guys who know about hair chemistry and found a way.”
That whole thing about having a “scholar’s hairdo” just makes me crazy cause it’s so stupid. In fact, the only thing stupider is how the actual hairdo looks on him. But oh well.
In other news, check out the website of the American Society for the Defense of Tradition, Family and Property, one of the players in the protests against this movie. Also check out a nice post about this over on a blog called A Tedious Existence.
Some other coverage of the protests (some of which are more interesting than others):
- ‘Da Vinci Code’ opens to protests here
- The Da Vinci Code And The Mohammed Cartoons
- ‘Da Vinci Code’ decried - Group protests ‘blasphemy’
- Be Missional: See Da Vinci Code
- Gnosticism, the DaVinci Code, and the Holy Grail

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May 20th, 2006 at 5:45 pm
There were some protesters here locally (columbus, Oh) who decided to stand outside the theater with large two handled signs. Like most people not used to protesting, they wrote a ton of stuff on the sign. You know the type. The first sentence is really big. In this case, “Da Vinci Code insults our Lord, Jesus Christ!” which is then follwed by a lengthy monologue that decreases in size each line as the sign-maker realized he didn’t have nearly enough room for his general opinion. Then they mistakenly believe that their sign can be read by people traveling by at 45 miles an hour.
In any case, it never seems to enter people’s minds who are against something media wise that their protests increase interest and they need to find alternative means of protesting than trying to restrict information. It triggers people’s valuing of scare resources if they think something is being held from them. I’m not sure what the solution would be. Perhaps the recent trend of using “negative” media as a spring board for their own version of “positive” media messages might be a way to go. Certainly, publishing well written responses is a good way to go since they’ll outlast the publicity machine and be picked up years later by the curious in libraries.
One option I can’t recall having seen tried is to meta-twist such messages as being contrary to the initial appeal. For example, in regards to the Da Vinci Code, why can one not accept Jesus marrying Mary Magdalen and having children as being further proof that Jesus believed women should be in traditional roles as wives and mothers? (It also gets rid of all those pesky rumors of Jesus being a homosexual. Well, except maybe on the down low.) I guess what I’m saying is that the act of protesting does little more than solidify the original message as being seen as a threat. It would seem more subversive to question the interpretation given while allowing the “facts” to still stand. Thus allowing for a win/win rather than forcing a win/lose which does little more than make people dig in their heels.
May 20th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Is Tom Hanks going to do Stand up comedy in the movie or something? I remember there was one movie he did back in the 80’s where he was a stand up comedian, but he didn’t wear a wig in that. In my opinion, it’s not like Dan Brown is such a great classic author, that one has to lose countless nights of sleep, just to “become” a character in one of his books. I mean it’s not like Gary Oldman trying to become Bram Stoker’s dracula or something…
Also, I haven’t seen the movie yet, but I was unimpressed with the trailer. Christopher Plummer, yadda yadda, this is going to change the foundations of human history or something stupid like that. Why can’t Hollywood just tell the freakin story, without the goofy wigs and punchlines, that’s what I don’t understand.
May 20th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Oops wait, a stupid correction. Not Christopher Plummer, I meant Ian McKellen. Not sure how I got those two confused… Yeah Ian McKellen, the same one who made the Bible needs a “Fiction disclaimer” remark. lol
May 20th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
The difference, Tim, between the Da Vinci Code and the Mohamed cartoons is that one gives an alternative view of history while the other totally equated a prophet with ugly terrorism. Let’s draw Jesus KILLING people and advocating death, rather than the (god forbid) marriage with Magdalene and see how violent people could react.
May 20th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
ha! i love when they do that with protest signs, when the lettering gets smaller and slanted as they scramble to fit it in. very funny. i don’t know what’s more annoying in the news right now, the people’s who’s faith is so easy rattled by any flick that says “jesus…boo!” and runs away, or those assholes setting up little 50 foot borders in Texas and daring someone to cross it. real brave. why don’t they just put the line on the floor in their living room? just as much chance of having someone cross their line of doom. it reminds me of when i got kicked out of a bar and spent the rest of the night annoying the bouncers by putting a foot in and out of their doorway “i’m in! i’m out! i’m in! i’m out!” they eventually called the cops.
but yeah, Di Vinci Code is a close second lately. they need a Dogma, Last Temptation, Life of Brian, Oh, God! film festival. the protesters would be out there fighting for sidewalk space like Dawn of the Dead (the remake)
May 20th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Defense of Tradition, Family and Property? HAHAHA! Obviously they mean ‘the Defense of the Tradition of Family AS Property’.
May 21st, 2006 at 12:18 am
Wasn’t there a movie in the 70’s called “The Word” that challenged the foundations of Christianity? Anybody remember?
May 21st, 2006 at 4:26 am
I don’t remember bringing this up in my post at all. If you have comments regarding someone else’s opinions, you would do best to direct them to the original author.
In any case though, I think you raised an interesting point:
Essentially, this is the way that the Da Vinci Code (I just saw it) portrays the Catholic Church. They have made the Catholic Church into a cartoon that advocates death and pain. Are they right and is that a fair characterization is a question that could make for good conversation - and is the real meat that the story’s stated message of the Divine Feminine seems to feed on.
After watching the movie, I’m more and more convinced that it is indeed a concerted and intentional attack on Christian institutions, if not the underlying values. Is such an attack warranted?
May 21st, 2006 at 5:37 am
I can’t even begin to express how instructive Baudrillard is in this instance. And it’s funny — I read all this this morning. For I too, saw The Davinci Code this evening. . .
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Deterrence from what? Baudrillard continues:
How more “Hollywood” or descriptive of “Americana” could the script or story of The DaVinci Code get? Remember the line: “It’s like the French FBI” when the eenspechtor confronted Hanks’ character at the equally self-referential to the whole “Davinci code lemonade stand” in the form of a cinimatically portrayed book signing? I ask, from where did the popularity of this book, and now movie, come?
I highly recommend reading this excerpt of Simulacra and Simulations on the exact same day as you may come to find yourself screening The DaVinci Code. Read it before and after.
May 21st, 2006 at 8:30 am
I’ll be honest. I can never see Tom Hanks without expecting him to exclaim “Krakhozia!” at any given moment. The Terminal ruined his image for me, heh.
May 21st, 2006 at 1:20 pm
tim, you say that you’re more convinced this movie is an attack on Christianity and ask if such an attack on is warrented. of course. why should this subject be exempt? everyone and everything is fair game in art (even bad art like this). the question is, why shouldn’t it be attacked? what makes people twitch around certain subjects? if they’re not afraid of finding out they’re wrong about something, then it seems it’s pure anger (like the Muslims) that drives them into the streets to protest. which, of course, don’t sound very Christian-like.
May 21st, 2006 at 2:08 pm
[…] I found a LiveJournal blogger yesterday who I think has perfectly crystallized one of the streams of thought regarding this movie and book. It has to do with how could people take it so seriously (protests, etc), since it’s “only” a work of fiction, after all: GET OVER IT PEOPLE, THE DA VINCI CODE IS A FUCKING MOVIE! A MOVIE! NOT SCRIPTURE! NOT LAW! NOT ANYTHING MORE THAN A HOLLYWOOD MOVIE OF A WORK OF FICTION!!!!! […]
May 21st, 2006 at 2:38 pm
it`s a protest about control of the media. the way to people`s minds.