I was reading over the now old news about the National Security Agency getting its hands into the MySpace/Friendster game, and I thought to myself: “You know, I should really help these guys out!” They only have our best interests at heart, right? So I just created a MySpace group called the NSA Watch List that you can join to help these fine fellas (and ladies, rowr!) out with their boring task of having to sift through thousands of posts and profiles to find the few bad apples. So if you feel like helping out Uncle Sam in his eternal task, please swing by and say hi!

All kidding aside though, it’s sort of thrilling to imagine people at the NSA sitting down to read through all the inane ramblings that I come up with. I’m at the point where I feel like, well, if these guys understand what it is that I’m getting at - then maybe they could be so kind as to TELL ME because, hell, I’m having a hard time sorting the whole thing out. In any case, hopefully thanks to this post and our new NSA MySpace group, the whole place will soon be crawling with spooks. Remember, treat them nice cause it’s the only way to get anything done!

(And here’s the official Pop Occulture MySpace profile if you’re all worked up into a MySpacing frenzy now)