Comments on: The Devil’s Fart http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2006/06/25/the-devils-fart/ public domain playground. friendly entities welcome. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:10:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: hebrides http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2006/06/25/the-devils-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-17746 hebrides Thu, 29 Jun 2006 17:42:29 +0000 http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2006/06/25/the-devils-fart/#comment-17746 Regarding tricking the devil with farts, you might listen to Zappa's song, "Titties 'N Beer." Regarding tricking the devil with farts, you might listen to Zappa’s song, “Titties ‘N Beer.”

]]> By: James http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2006/06/25/the-devils-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-17699 James Mon, 26 Jun 2006 16:38:47 +0000 http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2006/06/25/the-devils-fart/#comment-17699 Here's a joke I learned in elementary school: Three soldiers-- one Army, one Navy, one Marine -- die on the battlefield and are sent to Hell. The Devil, realizing that they died fighting for their country while at the same time wanting their souls, brokers a wager between them: He will send the three back to the land of the living to find a question that The Devil cannot answer. if they succeed, they retain their soul. And so it goes. A week later, the three retrurn to Hades and quiz The Devil. The Army regular asks: "Who was the 1st president of the United States?" Devil: "George Washington." The Army regular went to Hell. The Navy sailor asks: "What is the color of my widowed wife's hair?" Devil: "A trick question. She is a brunette but dyes it blonde." POOF! Away his soul went to Hell. The Marine gets up and prepares to ask his question. "I have a prop." The Marine pulls out a chair speckled with holes all over it. He sits in the chair and asks: "If I fart wh8ile sitting on this chair, what hole will it come out of?" The Devil pondered this for several minutes. Finally, after half an hour, he exasperatedly cedes to the Marine. "I give up. Which hole does it come out of?" The Marine stands up, drops his trousers, turns around and bends over, pointing to his asshole, yelling "THIS ONE!" Thought you might enjoy that-- it was in the vein of your post. Here’s a joke I learned in elementary school:

Three soldiers– one Army, one Navy, one Marine — die on the battlefield and are sent to Hell. The Devil, realizing that they died fighting for their country while at the same time wanting their souls, brokers a wager between them: He will send the three back to the land of the living to find a question that The Devil cannot answer. if they succeed, they retain their soul.

And so it goes. A week later, the three retrurn to Hades and quiz The Devil.

The Army regular asks: “Who was the 1st president of the United States?”

Devil: “George Washington.” The Army regular went to Hell.

The Navy sailor asks: “What is the color of my widowed wife’s hair?”

Devil: “A trick question. She is a brunette but dyes it blonde.” POOF! Away his soul went to Hell.

The Marine gets up and prepares to ask his question. “I have a prop.”

The Marine pulls out a chair speckled with holes all over it. He sits in the chair and asks:

“If I fart wh8ile sitting on this chair, what hole will it come out of?”

The Devil pondered this for several minutes. Finally, after half an hour, he exasperatedly cedes to the Marine. “I give up. Which hole does it come out of?”

The Marine stands up, drops his trousers, turns around and bends over, pointing to his asshole, yelling “THIS ONE!”

Thought you might enjoy that– it was in the vein of your post.

]]> By: Garrett Kelly http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2006/06/25/the-devils-fart/comment-page-1/#comment-17698 Garrett Kelly Mon, 26 Jun 2006 07:25:59 +0000 http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2006/06/25/the-devils-fart/#comment-17698 "The art of farting was also practiced in the Far East, as is evident from a story dating to the Japanese Kamakura period (1185–1333), set forth in an illustrated scroll, tells of a professional performer of fart dances called Oribe, who tricked his rival into soiling and thus disgracing himself in an attempt to mimick him." <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braigetori" rel="nofollow">Professional farters </a> “The art of farting was also practiced in the Far East, as is evident from a story dating to the Japanese Kamakura period (1185–1333), set forth in an illustrated scroll, tells of a professional performer of fart dances called Oribe, who tricked his rival into soiling and thus disgracing himself in an attempt to mimick him.”

Professional farters

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