Comments on: Tom Cruise’s Mystery Baby

By: Rev Max

Rev Max — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:57:53 +0000

Best Onion headline ever: “Tom Cruise clones, fellates self”

By: Rev Max

Rev Max — Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:57:01 +0000

By: Mr. Blind

Mr. Blind — Sun, 16 Jul 2006 14:45:11 +0000

I’m not sure how you made the jump from “I heard” to “I believe,” but maybe a lot of people do that as well. And I hopefully am not brainwashed by the media although whoever said it to me might be. I’ve also heard th Britney Spears was abducted by aliens, do I believe that? No, that doesn’t make it any less interesting to play around with.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 22:27:59 +0000

Yes Mr Blind, one thing to add:

You wear your name perfectly if you beleive your own shit.

People are brainwashed by media.
Sad.

By: Mr. Blind

Mr. Blind — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:23:29 +0000

The favorite thing I’ve ever heard about Tom Cruise is that he made Nicole Kidman watch one of his movies everytime before they had sex. Nothing else to add.

By: prunes

prunes — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:52:48 +0000

The Babalon Working was the inspiration for Rosemary’s Baby.

Damian?

By: sketchmonkey

sketchmonkey — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:51:12 +0000

Isn’t obvious? Katie Holmes is actually a dude; (s)he & Tom successfully completed the Babylon Working (L Ron’s thetan beams proudly… somewhere), ending up with a homonculous. Surely you can’t expect they would do anything so crass as exhibit photos of their magickal childe!?!?

By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:49:42 +0000

Well, katie Holmes certainly looked pregnant at the time. Maybe she ate too many monkey fingers?

I remember a Arrested Development were Michael’s ex-girlfriend was going to be a surrogate mother for a gay couple, but she was faking the pregnancy with padding, and had outsourced it to her friend…. I wonder what Scientology thinks of that

By: alistair

alistair — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:28:38 +0000

it might also be tom`s mechanism for that inate will that we all have to privacy.
but there are those pesky vogons and thier hideous poetry.

that reminds me of the delightful epistle i recieved in the mail yesterday from the canadian census bureau. they informed me that i could recieve a $500 fine or up to three months i jail for not completing thier census. i just get tired over this kind of thing. we are moving from this house on august 22nd. any information i provide now will become inaccurate within the next five weeks. should i just turn myself in now?

By: Gnomely

Gnomely — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:26:45 +0000

I fooking hate Foox news.
Well, katie Holmes certainly looked pregnant at the time. Maybe she ate too many monkey fingers?
It is interesting that Tom Cruise is 44 years old and his wife is 27. When Tom Cruise was 27 his wife was 10. What a hoot age differences can be!

You know next year will be the 20th anniversary of Lost Boys.

Anyways, according to http://www.talkstar.co.uk/zodiac/ we find out that a baby born on April 18 is is a “straight talker, competitive, adventurous, easily bored, independent, impulsive, enjoys a challenge.” Boy, I penis-envy people born at that day, imagine that being easily bored as a personality trait!

By: Michael

Michael — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 19:20:21 +0000

How fucked up can this country get? Tom Cruise is acting so wierd, it leaves two possibilities.

1) He has some sort of hidden agenda, possibly on the behaf of the Church of Scientology

2) He is insane

The second story reminds me of the Vogons in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy; buerocracy is a funny thing… until you realize it rules your life.