Comments on: Jesus Christ, Help Us All Lord!

By: WoodDog » Garbled Television

WoodDog » Garbled Television — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 08:08:08 +0000

[...] A couple weeks back there were strange voices coming out of the television sets in Australia, repeating the words “Jesus Christ, help us all Lord” for a solid eight minutes. Tonight I was talking to my sister about A Scanner Darkly, which I had watched half of earlier in the day, and all of a sudde Amber said “why is the tv making noises?”. We went in the front room and the television, parked on the auxilliary channel waiting for a dvd, started barking out a garbled voice. I captured it on a little handheld recorder. [...]

By: Ami

Ami — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:27:09 +0000

The term “navarine” intrigued me, so I googled it to see what would come up and, interestingly, the word “navarin” turns out to mean a type of mutton stew.

By: Vashti

Vashti — Mon, 08 Jan 2007 10:16:54 +0000

It sounds like “Jesus Christ, help us all Lord” to me, certainly.

This has been done in the past, but it’s meant to be a lot harder to pull off now. The one I know of was on UK TV in 1977, and purported to be a broadcast from the Ashtar Command.

mp3 here.

By: bbgun

bbgun — Sun, 07 Jan 2007 13:08:56 +0000

the contractor with the camera survived (though he got hit with an ak47), but some of the other guys did not …

There’s a thing where he talks to abc news about it on youtube here

By: sketchmonkey

sketchmonkey — Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:09:35 +0000

Skynet, baby.

By: orx

orx — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:21:59 +0000

hmm, why are tv. images in both versions turned through 90 degrees?
Phone cameras.

Sounds to me like “Jesus Christ, help us all Lord”?

REALLY WEIRD

By: JK

JK — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:20:39 +0000

Anybody know the status of the contractor in Iraq? That video really shook me up. Jesus Christ, help us all indeed.

By: Through The Creation Gate - Pop Occulture

Through The Creation Gate - Pop Occulture — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:00:24 +0000

[...] The Navarines are coming home to roost and the sky is falling. Last night Gary had a dream (collection eyes to the sky): Last night I dreamt that the sky was full of missiles streaking all directions trying to shoot down a UFO. The UFO was also being pursued by super-high tech human controlled â€œfighterâ€ jets. In my dream a reasonably sure one of the UFOs (there were more than one) was shot down and I remember feeling a little scared but mostly as if all this were pointless but somewhat impressive that they (the humans) would try this and even succeed a little. [...]

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 00:47:15 +0000

The creepy part is sometime last year or the year before I wrote a short story where satellites became intelligent and began manipulating news broadcasts to take over the world. I’ll see if I can find the text for it

By: Julia

Julia — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:27:17 +0000

A guess. An American working in the Military Industrial Complex in Australia just handed in his resignation.

By: p

Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:21:12 +0000

How could you discern if the internet became self-aware or whether it was manipulated to appear so? (excepting full-on singularity and demonstration of God powers)

Bush with an urgent message: “Oops, she woke up, folks. Time to shut her down for the good of humanity, before it’s too late.”

‘Watchmen’ has me paranoid about any global-impact crises like alien invasions etc

By: jp

jp — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:13:31 +0000

it’s pretty obvious to me. between this and all the UFO sightings, the parallel universe is really breaking into ours in a major way. i predict this is the year we’ll see the internet become self-aware.

By: astepoutside

astepoutside — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:03:13 +0000

Yes its interesting how somebody knew where the original audio was coming from.

Also how the seven spokespeople say that it was a loop from the original program, saying something about Navarines, when it is cleary saying jesus christ, help us all lord” and from an unrelated media source.

More discussion on an australian TV forum here for those interested

By: Diego

Diego — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 23:02:36 +0000

Reminds me of that Gavin Bryars song, “Jesus Blood Never Failed Me Yet”!

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:38:47 +0000

Also, I want to know who and how someone identified the original audio source on that!

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:37:34 +0000

thats an excellent question alistair

By: alistair

alistair — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:32:38 +0000

hmm, why are tv. images in both versions turned through 90 degrees?

By: p

Thu, 04 Jan 2007 22:08:11 +0000

Wow, that video is eerie.

There is no “fuck”(?) on the original soundtrack, either at the end or beginning of that loop.

Does it seem like someone could identify that looped quote as being from that soundtrack without prior knowledge of some connection between the two? That youtube user has one more recording of the incident here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxdHhRFGYXU

I wonder what kind of 20-person telephone game changes “help us all Lord” to “one of the [Nazarenes]“

By: Tim Boucher

Tim Boucher — Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:59:27 +0000

Probably unrelated, but right after posting a link to this in the Rigorous Intuition conspiracy board, the site went down: “This Account Has Exceeded Its CPU Quota”