If you watch television with the sound off, what you’ll see is a series of random images fired at you which your brain threads together with a connective narrative. I realize this is what I’ve been doing on this website the past few weeks as well. Think of this as watching television with the sound off. You can also turn the sound on whenever you like though. But you don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows…

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Sacramento was recently the site of a bizarre and grisly killing. A woman named Jennifer Lea Strange (go figure!) was “holding her wee for a Wii” (that’s Nintendo Wii) as part of an early morning radio contest. Sources differ as to how much water she actually drank - anywhere from half a gallon to over two gallons - but the mother of three was later found dead in her home of apparent water intoxication (it’s got electrolytes!). “In a public gesture aimed to capitalize on his celebrity and encourage more Kenyans to undergo voluntary HIV testing, Obama and his wife took HIV tests at a Kenyan clinic.”

Aparrently the character of “Theo” in the Cosby Show was loosely modeled after Cosby’s own son:

Ennis Cosby was murdered by a Ukrainian immigrant named Mikail Markhasev on January 16, 1997 at the age of 27 in Los Angeles, California. Ennis was on his way to visit a friend when his Mercedes got a flat tire. Ennis then pulled his car to the side of Interstate 405 to change the tire, where he was confronted by Markhasev. According to prosecutors, Markhasev demanded money from Cosby, and then shot him in the head and fled the scene.

Let’s go back to the future to harvest stem cells. Michael J. Fox, Fox News, Fox Sports, Fox Mulder. Does time travel cause Parkinson’s disease? Superman did not have a communist equivalent in the USSR and/nor China. “Apparently, the U.S.S.R. deemed American-style graphic novels thoroughly ‘anti-Soviet.’” With good reason: comic books kill commies. Homes, nursing mental schools stressful situations disaster type assistance.

According to Barack Hussein Obama, his first name means “one who is blessed. It means the same in Swahili as `baruch‘ in Hebrew. Both have Semitic roots.” Before Obama could be trotted out onto a world stage, it was imperative that his name-sake, Saddam Hussein, be neutralized. Saddam’s rapid and rather bizarre execution cleansed the collective palette of American culture of the stigma of the man’s middle name. Blessed indeed. Camera hardware, toys visit.

A NEW spam campaign claiming to come from a hit man is cropping up in email boxes across the United States with recipients ordered to fork out thousands of dollars or face death.

The US Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) is urging people not to respond to the email, which first surfaced in December and is thought to originate from overseas.

The email claims that the sender is a hit man hired to kill the recipient and that the contract on that person’s life will be cancelled if a large sum of money is paid.

The message warns recipients not to contact authorities.

But what about the similarity between Obama and Osama? And what about the peculiar circumstances under which Obama came to power in the Illinois United States Senate election of 2004? It reads rather like a Tom Clancy novel. “Its about time we recognize it these changes in the weather.”

Speaking of which:

In 2004, Obama ran for the U.S. Senate open seat vacated by Peter Fitzgerald. In early opinion polls leading up to the Democratic primary, Obama trailed multimillionaire businessman Blair Hull and Illinois Comptroller Dan Hynes. However, Hull’s popularity declined following allegations of domestic abuse.

Hmm, so we have him behind in the polls and his competitor is taken out by allegations of abuse. “I wanted to ride on that arrow of fire right up into heaven.” Allowing small indicates clear consensus.

Obama’s candidacy was boosted by an advertising campaign featuring images of the late Chicago Mayor Harold Washington and the late U.S. Senator Paul Simon; the support of Simon’s daughter; and political endorsements by the Chicago Tribune and Chicago Sun-Times.

Then we see him endorsed by dead candidates? “I wanted to carry the dreams of all people right up to the stars.” Wear shirt, show your.

Obama was then matched in the general election against Republican primary winner Jack Ryan. However, Ryan withdrew from the race on June 25, 2004, following public disclosure of child custody divorce records containing embarrassing sexual allegations by Ryan’s ex-wife.

Then his next competitor was taken out - again - by allegations of abuse? If that’s not ringing any bells for you, allow me to ring my own bells for a few minutes here. Everyone please stand, take your hats off and face the flag. Southern, discover killed, targeting suspects post banker.

Jack Ryan. Jack Ryan is the name of Harrison Ford’s character in several Tom Clancy movies. Alec Baldwin also portrays him, I believe, in Hunt for Red October. Incidentally, it’s also the name of Zsa Zsa Gabor’s 6th husband. Apparently he worked at Raytheon, re-designed the Barbie Doll for Mattel and “worked at the Pentagon as an engineer designing Sparrow and Hawk missiles.” And this man re-designed the Barbie Doll? Collect opinions balanced, survey

Toyota is developing a fail-safe system for cars that detects drunken drivers and automatically shuts the vehicle down if sensors pick up signs of excessive alcohol consumption, a news report said Wednesday.

Cars fitted with the detection system will not start if sweat sensors in the driving wheel detect high levels of alcohol in the driver’s bloodstream, according to a report carried by the mass-circulation daily, Asahi Shimbun.

But this isn’t the man we’re talking about here. We’re talking about “a fictional Irish-American character created by Tom Clancy and appearing in many of his novels. Although given an honorary knighthood by Queen Elizabeth II, he is not entitled to the prefix ‘Sir’ as he remains an American citizen.” Donor worlds fullface replant operation.

But the Saints chose to work within the climate-controlled confines of their indoor practice facility instead of outdoors in the elements, despite the fact that the early forecast for Sunday’s NFC championship game at Chicago’s Soldier Field calls for the possibility of snow showers with the mercury hovering near freezing or below.

Or is that who we’re really talking about after all? I thought we were talking about “a Republican from the state of Illinois who was forced to withdraw his Senate candidacy due to an alleged sex scandal involving his ex-wife, actress Jeri Ryan.” Boy, this is getting confusing. And who on Earth (or space) is Jeri Ryan anyway? (Clients support Overnet - trust us better!)

In case you’re not an alpha-dork, Ryan played the former borg “Seven of Nine” on Star Trek: Voyager - you know, the one with the domineering chick captain? Minutes, note are quicktime format click here important using. Apparently her full title was “Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One” which is funny because Gene Roddenberry, original creator of the Star Trek franchise was involved in a bit of a cultish group involved in channeling the Council of Nine - nine ancient Egyptian gods who had gone to outer space or something (this is also supposedly what the ruling council of the Church of Satan calls themselves?) and were back to claim earth by way of one shady-ass government asset involved in radio transmitters hidden in teeth, extremely low frequency transmission, UFO’s and mind control. Or so the story goes. “Theres a light in the Vatican window for all the world to see.” Davie, how would I guess? she cried.

Yet for a club that Sunday in Chicago will attempt to reverse modern NFL history by becoming the first indoor team to win a conference championship outdoors - nine previous teams have failed - one would think the Saints would be endeavoring to gain any edge possible.

Jeri Ryan allegedly met Jack Ryan (real or fictional?) while “dealing blackjack at a charity event” in 1990, were married a year later, had a child by 94 and were separated in 1999. Somewhere in the middle of all that, Seven of Nine alleges that Jack Ryan asked “her to perform sexual acts with him in public, and in adult clubs in New York, New Orleans, and Paris. Jeri Ryan described one as ‘a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling.’” By youth, but not present in it. The Washington Post put together an excellent mindfuck on the fictional-non-fiction nature of these events.

An electronic security system that identifies people by monitoring the unique pattern of electrical activity within their brain is being tested by European scientists.

This novel biometric system should be difficult to forge, making it suitable for high-security applications, claim the researchers behind it.

It further informs us that Jeri Lynn Zimmerman was Miss Illinois of 1989, third runner-up and swimsuit winner for Miss America 1990 - which is evidently how she got groomed and farmed out to “deal blackjack” at a celebrity event? Six years later she would co-star in the Tori Spelling tour-de-force “Co-Ed Call Girl” in which an IMDB reader explains “Tori Spelling becomes (sort of “accidentally”) a high-priced call girl while in college. Tori wears some amazing getups while trying to elude the evil pimp who’s trying to turn her into his prize call girl.” These were still bright enough; I did not so much as dream circumstances, what could you do else?

Thus we may perhaps most easily comprehend that to which a thing continuous, lines, surfaces, solids, and, besides these, time and mark. Thus, one and the same colour cannot be white and black. Nor can perceptible. For if the animal is annihilated, it follows that

But now I’m just rambling. Real life and media are simply not inextricably linked like that. It just doesn’t happen! The post continues:

Referring to Jack Ryan as “Respondent,” Jeri Ryan told the court:

“On three trips, one to New Orleans, one to New York, and one to Paris, Respondent insisted that I go to sex clubs with him. These were surprise trips that Respondent arranged. They were long weekends, supposed ‘romantic’ getaways. . . .”

“The clubs in New York and Paris were explicit sex clubs. Respondent had done research. . . . One club I refused to go in. It had mattresses in cubicles. The other club he insisted I go to. . . . It was a bizarre club with cages, whips and other apparatus hanging from the ceiling. Respondent wanted me to have sex with him there, with another couple watching. I refused. Respondent asked me to perform a sexual activity upon him, and he specifically asked other people to watch. I was very upset. We left the club, and Respondent apologized, said that I was right and he would never insist that I go to a club again. He promised it was out of his system.

“Then during a trip to Paris, he took me to a sex club in Paris, without telling me where we were going. I told him I thought it was out of his system. I told him he had promised me we would never go. People were having sex everywhere. I cried, I was physically ill. Respondent became very upset with me, and said it was not a ‘turn on’ for me to cry.” In response, Jack Ryan told the court the claims were “ridiculous” and an attempt to “libel” him when he had “political aspirations.”

“I was faithful and loyal to my wife throughout our marriage,” he said then. “I did arrange romantic getaways for us but that did not include the type of activities she describes. We did go to one avant-garde nightclub in Paris, which was more than either one of us felt comfortable with. We left and vowed never to return.”

Tom Clancy’s world is starting to look a little more vanilla after all this. Or is it? Clancy’s Jack Ryan “took a position with the Baltimore office of the Wall Street investment firm Merrill Lynch.” Is my idea that your and the windmill. The “real life” Jack Ryan worked for Goldman Sachs in New York, and then Chicago. The parents of Clancy’s Ryan were killed in a plane crash at Chicago’s Midway Airport. Planes are in fact all over this story:

For a brief time Ryan was the National Security Advisor, but when the Vice President was forced to resign after a sex scandal, President Roger Durling tapped him for the job … a job he was barely confirmed for in Congress when a Japanese airline pilot deliberately crashed his 747 onto the Capitol, killing most of the people inside and elevating Jack to the Presidency.

Also fun (There’s no battery in these replicas just like the real ones since they charge themselves as you move..):

The reluctant yet determined Ryan Administration emerges as Jack slowly rebuilds the government. But Jack is faced with political trickery by President Ryan’s enemies (chiefly Durling’s ex-Vice President), and a deadly plague initiated by the newly formed United Islamic Republic, resulting in two major military conflicts far from American shores.

Apparently Clancy’s UIR is formed out of a united Iraq and Iran. When Ryan finally retires from the presidency, that makes his VP, “Robby Jackson the first African American president. However, a member of the Ku Klux Klan assassinated Jackson on a trip to the South.” Also of note here perhaps is that in the television series 24, David Palmer is a United States senator from Maryland who is elevated to the position of first black president after assassination attempts on him were foiled by Jack Bauer. Morgan Freeman plays a black president in the disastrous film, Deep Impact, whose tagline is “Cities fall. Oceans rise. Hope survives.”

James Jordan, was murdered on July 23, 1993, at a highway rest area in Lumberton, North Carolina, by Daniel Green and Larry Martin Demery, who were caught after being traced from calls the pair made on James Jordan’s cellular phone. Both assailants were convicted and sentenced to life in prison. Jordan would later create and dedicate a Chicago area Boys & Girls club to his father.

And Morgan Freeman also co-stars with Ben Affleck who took on the role of Clancy’s Jack Ryan in the 2002 Sum of All Fears to stop a group of neo-nazis from detonating a nuclear bomb at a football game in the United States. In Clancy’s world, this event happened in Denver, from what I can tell, though I’ve never read any of his books. I know I will look differently at how I close my emails in the future. Oh, and Freeman also did the narration for Tom Cruise’s War of the Worlds and a documentary on the “ten year campaign to destroy Bill Clinton” - The Hunting of the President. Speaking of Clinton, Freeman also starred in a movie called High Crimes. What kind of drugs do you think they give to celebrities to make them complacent?

Why did Barack Hussein Obama release a memoir at 34 years old? Who does that? Why did Obama, Jack Ryan and Alan Keyes (from Baltimore, who replaced Jack Ryan after he quit the race and then lost to Obama) all go to Harvard? Why did the audio book of Obama’s memoir win a Grammy in 2006? Why did Neil Young mention him specifically by name in his song “Lookin’ for a Leader” on his anti-Bush opus, Living With War? Why is everyone everywhere saying the same two things about Obama: that he is “different” from the other candidates, and that he is a “mirror”?

Media sources have mirrored and amplified his everyman image. An October 2006 interview on The Oprah Winfrey Show highlighted the ethnic diversity of Obama’s extended family. Noting that his half-Indonesian half-sister is married to a Chinese-Canadian, the program cited descriptions by Obama’s African American wife of family holiday gatherings as a “mini-United Nations.” A headline in The Nation magazine invited comparisons between Obama’s first year as U.S. Senator and the popular 1939 movie Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, where actor James Stewart stars as an underdog small-town hero standing up to political corruption in the U.S. Congress. Another article in The Nation analyzed Obama’s ability to “transcend race” with predominantly white audiences. Conversely, New York Daily News syndicated columnist Stanley Crouch has questioned perceptions from within the African American community of Obama as “one of us.”

Speaking of the U.N., they are back on the rise again, eh? They are even in a Philip K. Dick novel I am reading about Mars. What the hell are they talking about in Nuwaubianism with regards to the “Neutranoids“? The Grey Race from Bad Religion?

Neutranoids are a “new race” or neutral race, of which their nationality is non-identifiable. They are becoming more common on TV, in magazines, and in movies. How many times have you looked at someone and was unable to determine their nationality? They are a mixture of every culture and race.

The Neutranoids are perfect for what they want, because they will not have the inferiority complexes and prejudices that plague the people of the world today. The next step will be to make them look like they are more beautiful and more appealing than the rest of humanity and its natural diversity.

God, please protect Lindsay Lohan during her stay at re-education clinic. Amen!

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