I am going to start recruiting people to work for the CIA, starting with you. The thing is, that I have been running a viral marketing campaign on behalf of them for the past two and a half years and the goal all along has been just that: to find our nation’s brightest and to actively recruit them into the world of occult intrigue that is technocratic secret police work. Nicole Kidman sustained minor injuries in a car crash while on the set of a film. (Days of Thunder: You can’t stop the thunder.)

I want you to put all these missiles and shit in my car because my car needs all kinds of missiles and shit. You got me?

If you’re a Facebook member, a career as a government spook is only a click away.

Since December 2006, the Central Intelligence Agency has been using Facebook.com, the popular social networking site, to recruit potential employees into its National Clandestine Service. It marks the first time the CIA has ventured into social networking to hire new personnel.

In case you’re wondering, Microsofticle’s new viral marketing campaign for Windows Hasta La Vista Baby Operating/Tracking system, “Vanishing Point” is also a CIA recruitment strategy. The thing about the CIA is that they are smart enough to know that what some people need to succeed is an FBI agent hounding their ass night and day. And what other people need to succeed is a literary agent offering them book deals. They all have the same boss though. They all sleep with the same ghetto full of underaged whores at night. And they all count their dollars which descend from the fruitful money tree lending station dollar store of Our Lord Mammon Christ, first counterfeit initiate of the ziggurat burned down by aliens in the desert.

Even towards those to whom one’s initial relation is that of “the left arm repels,” one must subsequently apply the complementary principle of “the right arm draws near”.

Ultimately, the might of gevurah becomes the power and forcefulness to implement one’s innate desire of chesed. Only by the power of gevurah is chesed able to penetrate the coarse, opposing surface of reality.

Beauty is in the welder torch of the beholder.

“U.S. scientists have conducted the first successful test of an ultra-dense memory device that is expected to lead to the creation of a molecular computer.” The light that pours out of your eyes is acid for all the world to see. Timelines shifted and blended together as we delve into the acts & decisions of what makes consensciousness exist for any group of people. How is reality determined. We will have to ask Dr. Know to find out. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the robotic action hero president Philip K. Dick told us would come to pass in the novel the Penultimate Truth.

Talbot Yancy is actually a computer generated simulacra. The Yance men program him from the “Agency” in New York. They live in immense villas on private parks, called “demesnes”. The leadies are actually horded by Yance men for the personal acquisition of wealth and land. The Agency is run by the most vicious and greedy Yance man, Stanton Brose, who is only kept alive by prewar artificial organs which he hoards.

They want you to become a Yance-man. They will be showing up at your door tomorrow with a basketball full of cakes and cookies and mind alteration drug emulators - but not real drugs, because those are evil and the government neither controls nor manufactures them whatsoever.

In order to regulate information flow, you must prioritize information streams which are reaching out to you like feelers. The way you do this is by manipulating the sequencing of symbolic emoticon streams made of thickware. Postmortem bugger wants to send a crash report back to home base. Go to page 74 if you want to let it. Otherwise go to page 97. Choose-your-own-adventure books were designed at the labs of SRI to prepare young minds like mine to be able to function within the higher-order symbolic frameworks of hyperlinked consensciousness. Who are the wiki-warriors? Who patrols the meaning of things to make sure they do not become warped by competing query command consciousness atolls? How do we know our universe hasn’t been merged into another article which was then deleted by the sysadmin? You can’t get “stoned” until you know what getting stoned is - until you have the cultural clues and social reinforcement to know that you are actually in fact “stoned.” That’s not to say that you can’t have those feelings that accompany this bio-socio-cultural state, but you just won’t be “stoned” because you won’t know what that is, exactly. Whenever anyone else tells you about what they experienced, they want you to be able to experience it too. That’s what’s both nice and horrific about communicating with other people.

For the World Government, the most serious crime is searching for and reading the Poneglyphs; the ancient stone cubes that hold the history of the Blank Century. The World Government censored this period of history, erasing everything that happened in those 100 years. Those who possess the ability to read the Poneglyphs have the knowledge to revive ancient weapons of mass destruction. This is the reason behind Nico Robin’s 79,000,000 beli bounty and the coverup story of her sinking six Marine ships when she was just eight years old.

For the World Government, the history held within those texts are considered highly dangerous, too dangerous for the world to know and they seem paranoid about anyone knowing about them. So much so that even world leaders do not know about the lost history or the fact that there are aspects of events that do not tie up with each other. The World Government, while they dread criminals finding the ancient weapons mentioned in the poneglyphs and using them, they are however keen to get hold of them themselves to use their power for their own means.

For an experience you can really feel!

Be careful the power doesn’t go to your head! Remember kids: the human body is the most advanced user-interface device ever designed. It has way more than sixaxises. “It was revealed that the Queen of England often eats cornflakes for breakfast out of a Tupperware container and that Prince Andrew loves to play jokes on the servants, especially by hiding a puppet called Monkey in a different place every day.”

Behold how boring crime has become. No wonder they want to revitalize the CIA. By revitalizing the CIA, you revitalize crime. Create a new definition of social malaise and then employ everyone in the country to enforce that definition. Did you get your home-recording YouTube scanner kit set-up in the mail? NintenMicroSonySoft has been having distribution issues with their slave warehouses in China in order to create artificial demand for a product that nobody wants but everybody needs desperately: to spy on their neighbors and upload copies of television shows to centralized servers. Push push push that data everybody. But don’t push push push it in the wrong ways or places.

Before the first episodes of “24″ aired on Fox this month, a YouTube user uploaded them to the file-sharing site and another, LiveDigital. This has prompted 20th Century Fox to serve YouTube and Live Digital with subpoenas to provide the studio with information about the user. The user also uploaded recent episodes of “The Simpsons.”

http://www.theworldisbecoming.com/totally/ridiculous?dont-u-think&eaa33ge

“Some smokers who suffered damage to a particular area of the brain were able to butt out for good with no effort, researchers have found, suggesting the region could be a target for drugs or other interventions to break the cycle of addiction.” Even more likely, this space in the brain will be manipulated directly by cigarette companies.

More trends to watch:

1. Bollywood (internationalization of pop culture)
2. Race relations (effects of internationalization on the regional scale)
3. Children + Violence
4. Scientific causes for things
5. Big business tumbling (sooner or later the finger will be pointed at you for causing this)

Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp’s Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal’s problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

“It doesn’t bother him. He doesn’t know what amputation means,” said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart’s sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

“I don’t think so. That’s all in his head.”

The good news is they cut yours off years ago too but your sexual activity “should be undimmed by the operation.” Obama-mammogram. Brain-harvest probe. “Rabid video gamers could get some help keeping in touch with the outside world this weekend as Nintendo Co. launches an online news service through its popular Wii console.” Why are video game consoles sitting snugly on top of the news heap these days? Why are gamers so often referred to as “rabid?” How can you cope with a child’s temper tantrum on a plane?

Chinese police have arrested three men for killing two young women to sell their corpses as “ghost brides” for dead single men, a Chinese newspaper reported, warning the dark custom might have claimed many other victims. …

The women were victims of an old belief, still alive in the yellow-earth highlands of western China, that young men who die unmarried should go to their graves accompanied by deceased women who will be their wives in the afterlife. Often these women die natural deaths.

Part of a broader pattern of violence being dubbed the Gnomesville Massacre. A submarine surfaces in a file photo. The Insurance Wars of 2010:

The point of contention? Whether homes were destroyed by Katrina’s brutal winds or its surging waters. As absurd as it may sound, private homeowners’ policies typically cover wind damage, but not flood damage, even if the water was driven by hurricane-force winds.

The point of conception. Point of sale. Pointed remarks uttered from dark doorways. To spank or not to spank?

Sixteen countries have already banned the use of corporal punishment with children, including Italy, Germany, Norway, Israel, Austria and, most recently, Greece. They have seen it wise to extend to their youngest, smallest and most vulnerable citizens the same legal protections against being punished physically that in the United States is currently reserved for adults and prisoners.

These countries recognize that corporal punishment - whether through spanking, slapping or hitting - is violence, defined as acts carried out with the intention of causing physical pain. By banning its use with children, they take the most basic stand against violence that any society can.

Hope-ortunity for all affordable citizens. Initiatize American insurance. Standard health reductions across the board. Reduce technological breakthroughs by (at least) 44%. All good Americans grow government weed. The Middle East helps us love ourselves. Our unkept promises overrun by extremists. We want you to want me. The forces of contagion and violence will liberate us in time. It is a new strategy in the field. We win when we win. Not before then. “But as longtime friends, they can often find common ground on issues that lawmakers in Washington cannot.”