
Making love with his ego Ziggy sucked up into his mind. Your identity will eventually become any information about you that can be spidered. Soon everything will be spidered and fined. Hot penny tax stock alerts!
Now my advice for those who die,
Declare the pennies on your eyes,
‘Cos I’m the Taxman,
Yeah, I’m the Taxman.
And you’re working for no-one but me,
Taxman. Coffee exposed. Dynamic tax exemption websites. Mobile god-fraud protection units available for lease. A secret so shocking, you have to wear pants!
Websites around the world are getting a new computerized visitor among the Googlebots and Yahoo web spiders: The taxman. A five-nation tax enforcement cartel has been quietly cracking down on suspected internet tax cheats, using a sophisticated web crawling program to monitor transactions on auction sites, and track operators of online shops, poker and porn sites. …
Xenon is primarily a spider: a program that downloads a web page, then traverses its links and downloads those as well, ad infinitum. …
Hardyson said web crawling is well suited to tax enforcement.
“The internet is wide open for tools,” said Hardyson. “It’s much easier to handle than the real world.” …
Once the web pages are screen-scraped, Xenon’s Identity Information Extraction Module interfaces with national databases containing information like street and city names. It uses that data to automatically identify mailing addresses and other identity information present on the websites it has crawled, which it puts into a database that can be matched in bulk with national tax records.
How is this different from phishing? Partipoker casino software. Identity theft? Oh, that’s right: it’s because government and big business will be using it instead of criminals - er, I mean unlicensed businessmen who operate outside of the bounds of enforceable contract law (for the forseeable future). Foreclosure. Armageddon Amanda Congdon Abaddon Upsilon Neutron bomb gone wrong. Boolsite was the start of his long impressive career as a courier.
Did you realize that medical students in New Orleans are drugging visitors and stealing their kidneys? Or that the toilets in a major U.S. airport are full of venomous spiders? Or that people don’t read anymore, so you need to keep copy as short as possible?
The Spiders from Mars. He played it left-hand. Etc etc. Inland Empire Taxpayer Association. Yancy speaks. Taxes are about more than numbers. They are about people. People like you and me and robots like you and Yancy. We must save big businesses. We must save the Empire. Creepy overalls up against the latest RSS specifications. Once a muscle-bound Nazi robot shill hitman for child poison rape peddlers assassins, always:
It may be invisible to humans, but spiders from the world’s largest arachnid family are making good use of ultraviolet light to attract mates, a new study says.
The ornate jumping spider cosmophasis umbratica employs fluorescent mouth parts to excite the opposite sex’ interest.
Greekizes approximating Sabine threshold ruination! 2006! Mohammedanizations flowed outer townships reproductizations. A party appetite suppressant dropped by the Malone bombs!
Squat California! Somebody give me my whistle! Are you normal? Mobile robots! Spiritual truths delivered to your doorstep! Home medical alert system provides peace of mind to you and your loved ones. Assuming you have loved ones! If not, mobile robot loved ones will be dispatched on a temporary emergency basis to your domicile or place of spiritual incarceration. Squat California! Somebody give me my whistle! I want to play on and blow on my whistle!
Spiders in the Tunnel of Death,” is the Daily Egyptian’’s attempt at both having a laugh and addressing our concerns with the tunnel in front of Morris Library. Overall, the movie trailer is intended to be parody above all else.
While the tunnel is supposed to protect students from any falling debris from the construction, it is obvious that a few strategically placed boards will not protect a student from a chunk of building. Spiders seem to be the only party benefiting from the tunnel, as it has become their habitat during the warmer periods of the year.
There’s something out there waiting for us and it ain’t no man!
It’s almost as if they were going to have a sweepstakes where you could win an MP3 player, but they decided not to. But they’d still spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on the creepy CGI/puppet whatever it is, so they’re counting on people to go “It’s an old-timey dead guy and he’s using an MP3 player! Isn’t that funny? DERRR!”
All media in the future will be endlessly regurgitated. You won’t be able to find an original version of anything. Only fan edits. Only ironic takes on originals. Referents are slipsliding away paul simonsays. Oh my god! Did you see that silver fucking thing rising out of the flames? That’s our fucking president people! Put some pants on and let’s get the hell out of this fucked up universe as it collapses upon the waves of its neighbor sending time ripples through outer space. Timeschock. Quakeblock. Mind power manuals to transformulate your lifestylishness. The genuine Kabbalah of communications breakdown: “The jazz poetry, barely-comprehensible word games were fun for awhile, but they’re getting mighty old now.” Man to the moonmars mission.
There came a big spider,
Who sat down beside her.
And frightened Miss Muffet away! (Astoria Elementary School)
Maine overwhelmingly rejected federal requirements for national identification cards on Thursday, marking the first formal state opposition to controversial legislation scheduled to go in effect for Americans next year.
Both chambers of the Maine legislature approved a resolution saying the state flatly “refuses” to force its citizens to use driver’s licenses that comply with digital ID standards, which were established under the 2005 Real ID Act. It asks the U.S. Congress to repeal the law.
The vote represents a political setback for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and Republicans in Washington, D.C., which have argued that nationalized ID cards for all Americans would help in the fight against terrorists.
“Pure creativity, in and of itself, is pretty useless, unless the idea is suitable, appropriate to achieving organisation goals, and implemented.” Create your dream life. Correct your Any chance of writing something penismonkey linear & comprehensible & stopping this childish (like lizards playing in the backyard), almost schizoid neologistic weirdness anytime soon? Communist communist. Daughter of delusion rains down from paranoid schizologistic weirdpress undressed before the eyes of God our creator and Terminator Two Judgement Day of Hyderabad. Are you done flogging me? Do you feel my lovesex spidereyes AI breath? How to Write an Effective Myspace Bulletin: Links. if it’s true that David “Se7en” Fincher directed this piece of crap, i guess he must be really desesperate to get a job…. ANY job.
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6 Comments
My friends and I like to say that the world will end when there’s no new ideas in pop culture. The world will end when there’s nothing on TV.
This has already happened dontchaknow. When was the last original thing you read, heard or saw?
Fan edits, Ironic takes. Also homage, reference and pale imitation.
http://www.getafirstlife.com/
The revelation won’t not be televised.
Originality? Bah, illusion.
Even inspired, well-ordered, purposeful nonsense/abstruse
code doesn’t count. Think again. Finnegan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnylM1hI2jc
And as much as I think nice try Tim I think of what nice originally meant.
” The world will end when there’s nothing on TV.”
the end of the world will be what’s on TV while the world is ending. Well…that plus commentary and 16 different motion graphics of other news stories and stats and stock market figures.
I am finding your newly acquired linguistic madness quite delightful and thought provoking!
Wonderful!
i have a picture of sxhwvartzendruber shaking hands with bush sr.
the picture is in taped inside one of my daytimers from the late `80s when i gave a shit what time it was……………i was a real estate agent……….fuck.
anyway, i thought then that he would be president one day.
or a robot from the 23rd century…….
i am in the cia. so are you. you just don`t know it or i`d have to kill you. or you`d have to kill me.
or something.