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Spidersex injection telecommunications relay re-control refi-orbital module node apparatus investigator/consumer. Spiders don’t just crawl: they weave. Weave follow or get out of the way as we rip up your insides and ingest your digestive tract. What Google does is allows you to narratize information strands on the web. As simple as that. Trigger-Happy ‘Smokin’ Aces’: Playing With Firepower.

we are taught what experiences are permissable in the same way we are taught what gestures, what manners, what behavior is permissable and socially acceptable. And therefore, if a person has so-called ’strange’ experiences, and endeavors to communicate these experiences–because naturally one talks about what one feels–and endeavors to communicate these experiences to other people, he is looked at in a very odd way and asked ‘are you feeling all right?’ Because people feel distinctly uncomfortable when the realize they are in the presence of someone who is experiencing the world in a rather different way from themselves. They call in question as to whether this person is indeed human. They look like a human being, but because the state of experience is so different, you wonder whether they really are.


Linden Lab is looking to add to our talented Liaison team. Liaisons are the frontline employees responsible for communicating and enabling the Second Life experience. Second Life Liaisons help to maintain and shape Second Life’s unique online community by assisting with community events, assisting Residents with problems both technical and social, orienting new arrivals, and channeling community concerns and feedback to Second Life’s Community Managers and developers

Someday soon the interface is going to disappear. When it does, those who laid down the infrastructure will vanish up into it forever. And the government will crawl inside of you and die. The stench will be unbearable at first until you get used to it, the smell of rampant unrivaled death suckering away all along in your insides. Is your spID-sense tingling yet?

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All this hype about Second Life is resulting in lots more competitors, it seems. There was another rumor today about Google turning Google Earth into a sort of Second Life competitor. This one comes from Michael Eisenberg, a partner at Benchmark Capital, which is one of the investors in Second Life. He says the rumor is “Google is working on turning Google Earth into a virtual world a la SecondLife.”

Last month Business 2.0 speculated on this as well, noting that Google’s SketchUp product has tools to create 3-D models and add them as a layer to Google Earth.

The only missing pieces are avatars and a functioning economy. As EirePreneur pointed out, Google’s already eyeing the right advertising platforms for a virtual world, too.


The next step is contrapuntal spidentity theft. Theft, of course, is merely unlicensed business without the legal protection of a contract. In the future, thieves before they rob you will make you sign a non-disclosure agreement and ask you to waive all legal rights before they rob you. This will be a necessary measure to prove to the First & Second YouTube Closed-Circuit Television Courts of ABC (presided over by Her Honorable High & Mighty Majesty JudgeCunt Booty-Judy-licious) that the victim-in-question acquiesced willingly to modification of the mutual consenunit covenants, and that the alleged “robbery” in fact was nothing more than consensual fetishization of power relationships for the purposes of intellectually-driven supposedly sexual titillation. I bet your smarticles are really tingling after all this, no? Royal scribe jailed for hacking into Prince’s phone. Hacker Opens Crack In High-Def Movie DRM.

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From tomorrow Wii users will see The News Channel appear on the console’s Wii Menu. The channel brings key categorised global and national news stories courtesy of the Associated Press. Users will browse subcategories as Business, Sport, Art, Technology etc and group stories by region rather than category. The system makes used of Wii’s “always on” philosophy by updating frequently behind the scenes.

“What Wii has done for video gaming, we hope it will also accomplish for news,” says Nintendo of America President Reggie Fils-Aime. “Just by pointing at your TV screen, you become your own interactive editor, instantly accessing the latest headline stories, whether they originate in Kansas City or Kyoto.”

“The Associated Press is always looking for innovative ways to expand its audience for news and information,” said Jane Seagrave, vice president and director of AP’s digital division. “The Wii News Channel extends our global reach even further, on yet another platform, offering our news to people who otherwise might not see it.”

The world of the future will be governed by international standards bodies. Living Near a Busy Highway Impedes Children’s Lung Growth. I think I read it in Carl Jung’s auto-biography that sometimes he would see patients who he knew were invariably headed for a massive break-down and that it was too late to reverse its course. In such a case, he said that the only thing he could really do was to give that person a massive dose of symbols and mythic information for when they would inevitably find themselves Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom(e). And then hope that the natural workings of their mind would somehow be able to use these clues (Blue’s Clues) to help them construct a life raft in a troubled time. Here is your Serpentagon Universal Decoder Bit. Yo/use it wisely on your envy revamp enemy. You are teaching grandma how to use email. Does she really need it? Bush says “I’m the decision-maker” on Iraq.


During the period of the Black Death and the Great Plague of London, plague doctors visited victims of the plague to verify whether they have been afflicted or not. They were mostly unqualified, as most qualified doctors had previously left the city to avoid being afflicted. Their outfit consisted of a hat to show that the man was a doctor, mask to protect the face with crystal eyes to protect the wearer’s eyes and the beak stuffed with spices or herbs to purify the air that the doctor breathed, a wooden stick to push away victims who would get too close to him, leather gloves to protect the hands, a gown waxed from the exterior, and full length boots.

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Smarticules are smallercules. New: SmartShit™ Malleable Biotic Mass! Same day telesymbolinkly shipped to your doorstep in a flaming paper bag. Martin Devereux needs new names, places and street signs in order to learn to behave in new ways. Are you willing to be a City of Seafarers & Knights of the Realm? Rich fascist big whig pig bitch forking over cash at a jukebox full of money and songs for nothing. New SmarTex™ thinware gossamer smarticule seedpetals. Grow your own smarticle-enabled head and full-body monkey-man suit to dance entranced around in. Can you feel my love? My smarticles caress yours into a shape we call consenunity: a house, a home, a night of dancing, a lover’s tryst, two cats meeting in the forest, waffles and eggs on a silver plate. We can be anything we want thanks to new SmartShit™ Malleable Biotic Mass! (Now with more pegindexing!) Everything interesting and more! Top 10 Magic Trick Tutorial Videos. Iran Defiant as UN Condemns Holocaust Denial. World War 2 never happened, but the holocaust did.

Now, we understand the drunk; we know what’s the matter with him, and it’ll wear off. But when quite unaccountably, a person gives representation that he’s suddenly got the feeling that he’s living in backwards time, or that everybody seems to be separated from him by a huge sheet of glass. Or that he’s suddenly seeing everything in unbelievably detailed moving colors. We say, ‘well that’s not normal. Therefore there must be something wrong with you.’ And the fact that we have such an enormous percentage of the population of this country in mental institutions is a thing we may have to look at from a very different point of view, not that there may be a high incidence of mental sickness, but that there may be a high incidence of intolerance of variations of consciousness.

The Missing Pieces of the Wealth Puzzle: A Matter of Semantics — and Debate. “In contrast, a mystery is when we have the relevant facts but have to figure out how to interpret them.” In other words: life. You will become a pop-up blocker for the man. Suicide blast at Islamabad venue of India’s R-Day party.


Mountain Lion Attacks, Wife Fights Back to Save Husband’s Life. Linksys Rotary Admin Tool of the Day: universal can-opener slammer-jammer.

A very secure person can adapt himself with amazing speed to different kinds of communciation. In foreign countries, for example, where you don’t speak the language of the people you are staying with, if you don’t feel ashamed of this, you can set up an enormous degree of communication with other people through gesture and even something most surprising, people can communicate with each other by simply talking. You can get a lot across to people by talking intelligent nonsense, by, as it were, imitating a foreign language; speaking like it sounds. You can communicate feeligns, emotions, like and dislike of this, that and the other; very simply. But if you are rigid and are not willing to do this type of playing, then you feel threatened by anybody who communicates with you in a funny way.

New: Spray-On AnonyMist Keeps Unauthorized Spidenititors Off Your Ass! “I am employed by a society which feels that it ought to maintain a certain average kind of normal experience, and my job is to restore people to what society considers normal consciousness.” You own nothing that you do not share. You have nothing that you do not give away. You can’t fall off the bed if you’re sleeping on the floor.

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18 Reader Responses

  1. Tim Boucher Says:

    http://deoxy.org/w_value.htm

    You see, you never really know in which direction progress lies. And this is today a fantastic problem for geneticists. They genetecists, you know, because they think they are within some degree of controlling the DNA and RNA code, believe that it is really possible perhaps to breed the kind of human beings that we ought to have. And they say ‘hooray!’ But they think one moment and they think ‘ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, but what kind of human being?’ So they’re very worried. And just a little while ago, a national committee of graduate students and geneticists had a meeting at the University of California and the asked a group of psychologists, theologans and philosophers to come and reason with them about this and give them some insight. And I was included. That means that they are REALLY desperate. So I said ‘I’ll tell you what, the only thing you can do is to be quite sure that you keep a vast variety of different kinds of human beings, because you never know what’s going to happen next. And therefore we need an enormous, shall I say, varied battery of different kinds of human intelligence and resources and abilities. So that there will always be some kind of person available for any emergency that might turn up. So you see, there’s a total fallacy in the idea of preaching to people. This is why I abandoned the ministries, I’ve often said, not because the church didn’t practice what it preached, but because it preached. Because you cannot tell people what sort of pattern of life they ought to have, because if they followed your advice, you might have a breed of monsters.

    Compare to Terence McKenna on Art Bell:

    AB: Would you care to comment on why the government has not yet assassinated you?

    TM: Me? Well, maybe they’re hoping somebody will do the job for them. I don’t know, I think maybe the government tolerates a certain level of dissent almost as a fall-back position … in other words, you never quite throw away the small pox virus, just in case you might need it … I can imagine the culture crisis getting so crazy that the people at the top will have to turn to their cohorts and say, “Call in McKenna and his friends” …

    http://www.timboucher.com/journal/2005/05/05/mckenna-pronoia/

  2. Tim Boucher Says:

    this paves the way for the monetary liquidation of the united states as we lose kickback revenue from laundering organized CIA crime dollars

    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/24/busi...5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss

  3. mars s. Says:

    That Alan Watts essay is great. It’s one of the biggies I shove in front of people when trying to argue for different perspectives on mental illness.

    the smell of rampant unrivaled death suckering

    Good to see a quick nod toward Uncle Bill. Especially since we seem to be living in his dreams lately. He was talking jive to the AI-Word-Virus before he was even born, you know.

    Once more, I’ve got nothing intelligible to add, but feel like talking anyway since I really enjoy your recent writings. They’re like grenades for verbal consciousness.

  4. doubledouble Says:

    Hi, your point sounds correct fo me, i agree with you. what language we need to learn in this globlization time?

  5. offthemark Says:

    Please don’t look this up on Wiki right away. Answer this question out loud, not in your virtual reality tunnel that is your computer. Is Bobby Mcferrin still alive or did he shoot himself a loooong time ago, like early 1990s?

  6. Neon Blights Says:

    As we shrink down all the unecessary extra luxuries of life into bits,
    so we also prepare for the crash.
    What will undoubtedly remain real/physical are certain things like food
    and sex and talking. The fears of the matrix in this sense
    are, i think, unfounded, because the natural(?) body will
    always be able to distinguish reality from fiction and
    will always strive for the former (at least in the majority of people).
    I hope this is what you meant by a resurrection body.

    And I don’t worry about the spider-bots stealing my interdentity because
    that was never real anyway. I’ve read e-books about hypnosis and cold reading
    and marketing and gods and mythology and gong-fu (be like water)…

    “You are not your things. You are not your tastes”

    And the more obviously the entertainment-military-industrial complex
    shows its true colours the better. All the better to see it with, my dear.
    Whuffle addicted monkeys now, but evolution, no? Orwell wrote 1984, not about
    1984, but about 1948.

  7. Marklarian Says:

    I’ve found myself reading your recent posts from bottom to top, or what some people would call reverse. It seems your recent posts don’t really want to be confined to the common narrow top to bottom format. I’d like to read these recent posts on a big screen where the paragraphs, pictures, and videos inhabit the space in a completely non-linear way. This all seems like a blatant case of the medium being the message. I’ve been too distracted by the form lately to pay much attention to the content.

  8. Julia Says:

    Is Bobby Mcferrin still alive or did he shoot himself a loooong time ago

    A ‘one hit wonder’ from the Carribean did commit suicide but I can’t remember who. It could’ve been him or the singer of “Electric Avenue”. It was a while back but I don’t know when.

  9. Tim Boucher Says:

    Hi, your point sounds correct fo me, i agree with you. what language we need to learn in this globlization time?

    doubledouble, you seem to be a spammer - but an interesting one so I thought I’d let you through this time. We’ll see if that was a mistake. I like the way you talk.

  10. liesl Says:

    “We’ll find something new to do now.
    Here is lots of new blue goo now.
    New goo. Blue goo.
    Gooey. Gooey.
    Blue goo. New goo.
    Gluey. Gluey.

    Gooey goo for chewy chewing!
    That’s what that Goo-Goose is doing.
    Do you choose to chew goo, too, sir?
    If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
    with the Goo-Goose, chew, sir.
    Do, sir!”

  11. speedbird Says:

    Fox in socks rocks.

    *

    Your travels in the underwurlde are very interesting, and giving thisself big thoughts.

  12. p Says:

    In the future, thieves before they rob you will make you sign a non-disclosure agreement and ask you to waive all legal rights before they rob you. This will be a necessary measure to prove to the First & Second YouTube Closed-Circuit Television Courts of ABC (presided over by Her Honorable High & Mighty Majesty JudgeCunt Booty-Judy-licious) that the victim-in-question acquiesced willingly to modification of the mutual consenunit covenants, and that the alleged “robbery” in fact was nothing more than consensual fetishization of power relationships for the purposes of intellectually-driven supposedly sexual titillation.

    Comedy gold!

  13. alistair Says:

    the courts already do that regarding thieves………or people who damage one`s property. you have to have insurance too…..it`s the law, though the insurance companies don`t have to pay what they led you to believe they were going to pay you.

    it`s getting to the point where i think they advocate thievery……….if you brand it.

  14. liesl Says:

    speedbird, you can see me? and i thought i was in[di]visible :shock:

    oh, those supersillyus s]pi[Dsenses… dam them!
    they’re whispering now that the entire history of the universe may be contained in Fox in Sox: “chix with brix and blox and clox come!”

    knock knock: what’s the reverse of AI? IA[mbic tetrameter]?

    so, i am thinking of starting a band where we do nothing but rap Dr Seuss, E.E. Cummings, Rumi, and Zen koans ( preferably jumbled together via dowsing ) set to galactronica. who is in?

    π

    “http://www.theworldisbecoming.com/totally/ridiculous?dont-u-think&eaa33ge”

    a.(ye]p)b.sur[real](3.)d

    “due to extreme variance between the vibratory distortions of 3d, wanderers as a general rule have some form of handicap, difficulty or feeling of alienation which is severe….most common…are alienation, reaction against planetary vibration by personality disorders, and body complex ailments.” The Wanderer’s Handbook, p 52

    “In such a case, he said that the only thing he could really do was to give that person a massive dose of symbols and mythic information”

    “let’s get the hell out of this fucked up universe as it collapses upon the waves of its neighbor sending time ripples through outer space.”

    good plan, as “we doctors know” but wait, who was it that said, a mere few months ago,

    “fuck everyone who says the world is ending, who says things are getting worse, who says we’re heading for a collision, a catastrophe, a crash and everything else.”

    ah, how fruitfully our “very rigid search” leads to the double b[l]ind!

    ve[tru]vian wo/man
    travels by bubble; æther surfer
    water Wor[l]d bearer of
    quantaum phome
    zhero pointy wormwholes
    a.bsolutively b.ing c.reates
    sound circle stillpoint. dude!

    Ω

  15. speedbird Says:

    > “chix with brix and blox and clox come!”

    Einstein was all trains and clocks, of course.

    It was only very recently that I found out he was Swiss.

  16. liesl Says:

    hehe, i didn’t know that.
    i am 1/4 swiss cheese myself, named from an austrian fairy tale, I am told.
    and i recently found out that Einstein had a daughter named Lieserl
    and a son who was schizophrenic. not surprising really.

  17. jp Says:

    I just received this missive from the AI. The subject line was “Weird Stuff,” so I thought I’d better share it.

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